Today's Toons 4/27/26

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Tom Cruise agreed to star in a Top Gun 3 film sequel on the condition he again gets to do all his own stunts. In his latest Mission Impossible movie, Cruise hung onto the wings of an airliner as it took off; It inspired thousands of Iranians to convert to Scientology hoping they can do the same thing.

President Trump flew to Las Vegas Thursday to tout the positive effects of tax cuts. Every time I go to Vegas, the town makes me feel like both Trump and Biden. Whenever I arrive in Las Vegas, I act like a bombastic high-roller know-it-all and after three days I can't remember where I parked my car.

The U.S. aircraft carrier Bush joined the carriers Lincoln and Ford off Iran's coast, joining 37 U.S. war ships enforcing the blockade at the Straits. Still, CNN claimed Wednesday 8 Iran oil tankers were able to run the blockade. If true, then Iran's new naval commander is David Copperfield.

The L.A. District Attorney launched a rape probe of Eric Swalwell Wednesday. He first became famous for his loud flatulence during a live video interview in 2019. I don't want to say Eric passed gas again while videotaping his denial, but the canary was alive when he walked in the recording studio.

Psychology Today said people are capable of profound changes during life as personality and behavior evolve with each decade of life experiences. We're all witnesses to recent examples of change. In 2018 Congressman Eric Swalwell said believe all women and in 2026 he said they're all liars.

The Congressional Budget Office said the U.S. will take in a record $5.6 trillion in revenue. It could have been a little more. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had to drastically reduce her stated assets when her tax accountant told her the IRS would not allow her to deduct Somalia as a dependent.

The White House launched a probe into the mysterious disappearance of eleven top scientists with defense and space security clearances. They have knowledge and access to America's top secrets and there's no trace of them. It makes me wonder what they could've possibly done to anger the Clintons.

How bitter is the Conservative-Progressive split in America? Polls show 50% of Americans don't want Iran to have nuclear weapons that could attack us the other 50% feel we deserve the attack.

President Trump continued to catch flak from Catholic prelates for being sacrilegious after he jokingly re-posted a meme depicting himself as Jesus healing a sick man. It was also cultural appropriation. Viewers who regularly watch Netflix know that Jesus was black, African and a woman.

President Trump announced Tuesday he is extending the cease fire with Iran until Iran's foreign ministry and Iran's military can agree on one team authorized by all factions to negotiate. I can sympathize with their confusion. Iran thinks they're winning the war because all they watch is CNN.

U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar tried to avoid IRS trouble by downsizing her net 2024 worth estimate of $30 million to her current estimate $18,000, a discrepancy of $29,982,000. Omar said she just made an accounting error. Were you ever less surprised to hear that she sits on the House Budget Committee?

New York's District Attorney launched a probe of ex-Congressman Eric Swalwell for claims of sexual misconduct. He served his party as assistant party whip in the House. So far, Swalwell has apologized for mistakes in judgment, which included texting women snapshots of his Democratic caucus.

President Trump extended the ceasefire with Iran Tuesday until Iran's military and religious leaders can get their acts together. Trump must deal with a country that's fractured between two rival forces that makes it impossible to present a unified national position. And that's just OUR country.

Not only is the Southern Poverty Law Center being investigated by the DOJ for working with the Klan and the neo-Nazis to raise more money from donors, they're also being sued by Mel Brooks for stealing the plot of his next movie.

The Dodgers have the best record in baseball. CNN says the Dodgers are losing the war.

Who'd have thought in the Year of Our Lord 2026, that the most surefire way to make millions of dollars is for the Klan to open up a fake day care center for terminally ill people in a Los Angeles burrito stand.

George Clooney donated $1 million to the Southern Poverty Law Center, who took that money and gave it the KKK and neo-Nazis. While that fact is shocking, it’s way more entertaining than Ocean's 12.

I'm not surprised Trump thinks he's Jesus. Every day when he hosts a press briefing or speaks at an event, Democrats say, Christ, he's on TV again.

The White House Press Correspondents are extremely angry at the shooter because he caused Trump to get escorted out before they had the opportunity to dump pig's blood on the president.

-- Argus Hamilton

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Polly Ticks]

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[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!