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Alberta Secession
« on: April 16, 2026, 02:01:55 pm »
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2026, 05:25:35 pm »
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2026, 05:57:28 pm »
CAn we trade Albert for Miniesota.  They are about the same size and shape.  We could just swap the two.  Or transport one for the other like that Twilight Episode where the aliens took a whole town to their planet.
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2026, 05:59:39 pm »
Isn't Quebec scheduled to vote on secession before Alberta?

Party Quebequois (sp?) came pretty close the last time. They may do even better this time.

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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2026, 06:01:58 pm »
Isn't Quebec scheduled to vote on secession before Alberta?

Party Quebequois (sp?) came pretty close the last time. They may do even better this time.

Who would want Quebec?
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2026, 06:12:22 pm »
Who would want Quebec?

Aren't they pee soup eating French speaking Canadians?
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2026, 06:57:42 pm »
Who would want Quebec?

Old joke:

The USA won the War of 1812. Despite the British and Canadians sacking and burning numerous American cities, when the end of the war came they had to keep Quebec.
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2026, 03:18:56 pm »
Stuff like this is why some Canadians want a split:
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2026, 05:49:08 pm »
From reply 7 above:
"I mourn the multicultural mosaic we used to be"

Right there, this woman has shown exactly why she DESERVES everything she (and Canada) is now getting...

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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2026, 06:57:03 pm »
I'd say no longer an 'if' but a 'when'.

Alberta will need access to US pipelines and ports to transport the massive amounts of oil it produces once out from Ottawa's yoke.

And I wish ATB Financial was publicly traded as it may swell in size exponentially with all the cash coming into it.
The largest government-owned Canadian bank might compete with the largest publicly-traded banks in Canada.
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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2026, 07:41:44 pm »
I'd say no longer an 'if' but a 'when'.

Alberta will need access to US pipelines and ports to transport the massive amounts of oil it produces once out from Ottawa's yoke.


You know that means Saskatchewan and probably Manitoba too...  :whistle:

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Re: Alberta Secession
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2026, 08:19:00 pm »
You know that means Saskatchewan and probably Manitoba too...  :whistle:
Yep.

Same with neighboring states(not New Mexico) once Texas says it has had enough.
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