today's Toons 4/13/26

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The U.S. military pulled off a rescue of a U.S. pilot who ejected from a crashing F-15 over Iran, crawled wounded up a mountain and hid until U.S. special forces shot their way in and rescued him. After that it got even bloodier. Hours later Tom Cruise crawled over broken glass to get the movie rights.

Homeland Security warned that terrorist groups including Iran's regime have sleeper cells that infiltrated the U.S. during Biden's open borders. They're here in L.A. Last week at my grocery store parking lot in West Hollywood, I got angry with a suicide bomber over a parking spot, and he went off.

Bruce Springsteen interrupted his Minneapolis concert Tuesday, making four angry political speeches. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Bruce denounced Trump for wanting to keep foreigners from obtaining birthright citizenship and then ended the concert by singing Born in the USA.

A Democrat federal judge ordered a halt to construction of the East Wing ballroom after the East Wing was totally torn down and construction begun on the ballroom. It didn't end there. The judge ordered President Trump to resurrect the Ayatollah Khamenei on Easter Day and surrender to Iran.

Bryon Noem, husband of ex-HHS Secretary Kristi Noem was busted living a secret double life as a cross-dresser obsessed with big boobs. Kristi didn't mind learning that her husband has a cross-dressing fetish. In fact, Kristi suggested he put on a dog costume and go for a walk with her in the woods.

Fox News interviewed retired generals Monday who agreed Trump keeps his real war plans to himself to keep the enemy off balance. The president even keeps his office staff guessing. Every time he picks up the phone and orders takeout, they have no idea if he means McDonald's or a bridge in Iran.

So Artemis 2 develops a serious toilet problem and suddenly no one is laughing about having a plumber in charge of our national security.

The Sacramento Bee reported that the statues of Cesar Chavez, California's legendary farm workers union founder, are being taken down after revelations of his raping 12- and 13-year-old girls. His statues can't be taken down fast enough. It's so bad they're being replaced by statues of Bill Cosby.

The New York Post disclosed U.S. intelligence reports on the state of Iran's rulers. It revealed that the Ayatollah is in a vegetative state and unconscious and unable to take part in any decision making. The only thing Iran can do now is nominate Kamala Khomeini to take his place without a vote.

A California man who defrauded the state out of $200 million got 11 months in jail today. I hope this teaches all of us that crime doesn't pay.

After pressure from Trump, NATO nations agreed to help out in the Straits of Hormuz. Britain will send the Royal Navy, Canada it's special forces and Spain, Italy and France will provide refreshments.

The CIA said it used a futuristic tool called the Ghost Murmur to find the downed U.S. airman in Iran. It uses new technology and AI to isolate and locate a long-range target by its heartbeat. The CIA reported we can now find you if you have a heartbeat. And if you don't you can still vote in Chicago.

Tucker Carlson shocked his old fans Monday calling for the U.S. military to refuse any order by President Trump to attack Iran any further, claiming that Trump, the CIA and Israel are plotting a nuclear war. I don't think Tucker Carlson has lost all his marbles but there's definitely a hole in the bag.

President Trump gave Iran a profane warning Sunday, even dropping the F-bomb on them if they don't agree to his 15-point peace proposal. Christian conservatives winced at his language but he made it up to them. Trump vowed to resort to Conversion Therapy if he can't make the Hormuz Strait.

President Trump announced a two-week cease fire with Iran Tuesday so they can finalize a peace deal. Trump killed 40 Iranian leader on the first day of the war and Trump killed 50 Iranian leaders on the final day of the war. Chuck Schumer announced the final score reads Our Hitler 90 -Their Hitlers 0.

According to a Canadian MP the way to recognize different sexualities is by using the acronym MMIGS2SLLGBTQQIA...pretty soon any politician trying to sound inclusive will sound like Joe Biden trying to recite the alphabet.

Eric Swalwell accused of sexual assault by female staffer. Nancy Pelosi called for him to drop out of the governor's race, Adam Schiff withdrew his support & Hillary Clinton defended him out of habit.

A peace agreement depends on the Iranians being more reasonable than Democrats when it comes to Trump.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[DCPatriot]

Funny ones today, @pookie18   

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

[pookie18]

Funny ones today, @pookie18   

Glad you liked it, @DCPatriot

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!

You're welcome, CL!