The Kristi Noem story just got so much worse
Her husband, Bryon, had a long-term relationship with a phone fetish sex worker and dreamed of becoming a woman and ditching his wife.
Andrea Widburg | April 11, 2026
Kristi Noem started out her political career looking like a normal woman. When she was young, she had normal lips and, given that her brunette coloring didn’t require much makeup, used discreet amounts of eye makeup. By the time she left Homeland Security, Noem had weird, puffy lips and was often seen wearing makeup that rivaled Tammy Faye Bakker’s. In addition, she was widely rumored to be having an affair with her aide, Corey Lewandowski, and the two of them used lots of taxpayer money to buff her political credentials, allegedly with an eye to her running for president.
The whole thing was unseemly and smelled of a deeply insecure woman trying to make herself feel good. With the latest revelations about her husband, Bryon’s relationship with a fetish dominatrix, maybe there was a good reason for her manifest low self-esteem. Although Bryon protested to the sex worker that he loved his wife, he couldn’t have. Given that Noem had a real woman’s body, while he craved both to be and be with a “trans bimbo,” Noem was a rival and a barrier, not someone he could love. And that kind of feeling oozes off a person like swamp gas.
At this point, you’re wondering what the revelations are. Well,
the Daily Mail] has the details. I’ll summarize them as discreetly as I can. However, if you go to the link, I’d advise you to get the kids out of the room while you read it, because the images are gross.
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