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Homeland Security reported an ICE agent at JFK Airport in New York saved the life of a one-year-old baby in the airport who'd suddenly stopped breathing Sunday. Not everyone was cheering. Anti-ICE protestors held a right-to-die rally outside the airport and demanded that ICE stop playing God.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill Monday renaming the airport in Palm Beach the Donald J. Trump International Airport. The reaction was so predictable. The next day 50,000 anti-Trump protestors drove out to the Donald J. Trump International Airport and booed the safe landings.

No Kings protests were held in cities to protest the executive power exercised by Trump. Morale is low lately. The tens of thousands of Americans marching in the No Kings protests were matched by the tens of thousands of Americans standing in 4-hour lines at the airport in the No Congress protests.

The Kennedy Center awarded the Mark Twain Prize to Bill Maher who has raised eyebrows by his support for the Iran war. Maher's selection was instantly and angrily denounced by militant Islamic advocacy groups. They just spontaneously exploded, which has been the whole problem all along.

The Philadelphia Inquirer reports a Secret Service agent accidentally shot himself in the leg while in the trailing car escorting Jill Biden to an event in Philly. Blame it on the Homeland Security funding impasse. If Congress isn't going to pay these guys, there are a million tricks to collect disability.

Loyola's student paper apologized for calling an illegal immigrant an illegal immigrant who murdered a plus-sized wealthy white Loyola co-ed from New York's Westchester County. The newspaper editors need to update their virtue signaling. There is no such thing as being overweight on stolen land.

Iran revealed it possesses longer-range missiles by attacking a U.S.-British naval base 2,500 miles from Iran. Yesterday Iran fired a long-range missile at the White House. But the missile gave up after waiting 4 hours in the TSA line at La Guardia to catch a connecting flight to Washington.

The New York Times says the 82nd Airborne Division en route to the Middle East is possibly poised to drop onto Kharg Island while the Marines secure the Straits of Hormuz. The Iranians are lucky Congress isn't running this war. They'd deputize Iran's leaders as TSA officers and starve them to death.

The Los Angeles Times reported the No Kings Day rally at the federal building in Westwood turned very violent Saturday with leftist protestors hurling bricks at the police. In self-defense one cop shot a rubber bullet that struck a protestor in the left testicle. The good news is, she will recover.

President Trump kept the Iranian regime guessing Thursday by offering them a 15-point olive branch while the U.S. Marines and 82nd Airborne moved closer. Trump gave an update on negotiations with Iran to a GOP fundraiser Tuesday and said he was offered the role of Supreme Leader. Did Diana Ross die?

I see the Americans brought along one Canadian on the Artemis II flight just so they could beat him in space hockey and make it a clean sweep.

NASA is sending a black man to the far side of the Moon. We can all agree that's a start. Next, I suppose the Moon will have to lower the Confederate flag and remove the monuments.

Don Lemon wants to run for president saying he could run the country better than Donald Trump. So, it's Lemon versus Orange. All we need now is Chuck Berry and we hit the jackpot.

AOC blasted everyone at NASA branding the Artemis rocket launch a hoax because it took off in the daytime when the Moon isn't there.

Birthright citizenship is like me claiming I'm Japanese because my mother went into labor at Benihana's.

All US flags planted on the moon by our astronauts in the 1970s have been bleached white due to radiation. This makes the moon an official province of France.

-- Argus Hamilton