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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2026, 03:58:30 pm »

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The pic shows a black SUV rolled on its side with police/responders calmly on scene—no Tiger visible, no blood, fire, or chaos. Can't tell his condition from it alone. Sheriff's office: investigating, no details yet; presser at 5pm ET. TMZ eyewitness: he appeared okay. Developing.
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2026, 03:59:59 pm »
Woods can drive, but he sure can't drive.
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2026, 04:00:25 pm »
He seems to be making a habit of this.

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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2026, 04:04:03 pm »
Wishing and hoping that it's merely distracted driving and not something involving addiction to pain meds.
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2026, 04:04:16 pm »
He seems to be making a habit of this.

Was it the Last time his wife took a Callaway driver to his head...or the time before when he tried to jump a ravine like Evil Knievel?
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2026, 04:07:02 pm »
He had one car wreck while under the influence of alcohol + Ambien (or maybe that was just an arrest, not sure), and another going twice the speed limit (the one where he broke a leg), as I recall. His driving isn't very good (no pun intended).

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🚨BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida this afternoon.
His condition at this time is unclear.
This echoes Woods' February 2021 California rollover accident, where his SUV struck a curb at high speed, flipped, and caused compound leg fractures requiring rods, screws, and over a year of recovery that curtailed his professional golf career.
4:01 PM · Mar 27, 2026

Today's incident:

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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2026, 04:14:59 pm »
I sure wouldn't get into the car with him...
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2026, 04:20:09 pm »
Fox saying two cars involved
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2026, 05:16:39 pm »
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🚨Tiger has been arrested for DUI in South Florida. Alcohol is not involved.

Tiger was cooperative but did not submit to a urine test at the jail.

Tiger is currently being held in jail for 8 hours as per standard protocol.

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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2026, 06:15:27 pm »
Wow, drugs. It will be interesting to find out which one(s).

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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2026, 06:56:30 pm »
Wow, drugs. It will be interesting to find out which one(s).

I am guessing not Motrin or Low dose Bayer.   

I'm sorry but I don't feel sorry for Woods.  Sure he has had a million injuries.  A bunch of surgeries.  But you know what....get an Uber you dumb ass.
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2026, 07:04:14 pm »
I am guessing not Motrin or Low dose Bayer.   

I'm sorry but I don't feel sorry for Woods.  Sure he has had a million injuries.  A bunch of surgeries.  But you know what....get an Uber you dumb ass.

Or better yet .... he can afford to get some obvious much needed help....but he has to want to do so.  He didn't learn from the last accident.

My first thought was if Kai Trump or Venessa were in the car with him.  Luckily he was alone.
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2026, 07:04:42 pm »
FNC is running this wall-to-wall?  Why is even a story?
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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2026, 07:07:12 pm »
FNC is running this wall-to-wall?  Why is even a story?

Well it's not like there is a war going on.  So they have that.  LOL
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2026, 07:08:44 pm »


My first thought was if Kai Trump or Venessa were in the car with him.  Luckily he was alone.

What the hell is wrong with you?
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2026, 07:10:58 pm »
What the hell is wrong with you?
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« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2026, 07:12:58 pm »
What the hell is wrong with you?

Hey, Sparky, what the hell is wrong with you??? Venessa is dating Tiger and her daughter Kai is a pretty decent golfer.
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« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2026, 07:16:58 pm »
Hey, Sparky, what the hell is wrong with you??? Venessa is dating Tiger and her daughter Kai is a pretty decent golfer.

You think the Secret Service is gonna let that happen.  You must be more stoned than Tiger.
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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2026, 07:19:00 pm »
It's a good thing Woods was alone in the car and didn't put other people - his girlfriend Vanessa Trump, her daughter, anyone named Trump or anyone else - in immediate danger. Also a good thing there wasn't a vehicle coming in the opposite direction at the time.

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« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2026, 07:23:29 pm »
It's a good thing Woods was alone in the car and didn't put other people - his girlfriend Vanessa Trump, her daughter, anyone named Trump or anyone else - in immediate danger. Also a good thing there wasn't a vehicle coming in the opposite direction at the time.

You do know His grand daughter is SS protected.  No way they would have let her be in Tigers car without
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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2026, 07:43:53 pm »
You think the Secret Service is gonna let that happen.  You must be more stoned than Tiger.

Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
And they'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
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Such a shame.  It keeps happening because he isn't getting the help that he needs.
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We should have a bingo card for guessing which drug he abused this time. Some form of Oxycodone/hydrocodone, Ambien (like before), something illicit? Heaven knows he did steroids during his playing days, but they don't make a person "lethargic," as far as I know.

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We should have a bingo card for guessing which drug he abused this time. Some form of Oxycodone/hydrocodone, Ambien (like before), something illicit? Heaven knows he did steroids during his playing days, but they don't make a person "lethargic," as far as I know.

Maybe weed gummies or something?
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Maybe weed gummies or something?
Hmm, that's a good one. For his pain, dontcha know.

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Funniest thing I heard today?

On F & F this morning,  RC Duffie asked a sports pundit "With all of his money, why would Tiger choose to drive impaired?"

The Golf pundit responded...   "I'll be blunt....  Tiger is cheap as hell"
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The Golf pundit responded...   "I'll be blunt....  Tiger is cheap as hell"
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We should have a bingo card for guessing which drug he abused this time. Some form of Oxycodone/hydrocodone, Ambien (like before), something illicit? Heaven knows he did steroids during his playing days, but they don't make a person "lethargic," as far as I know.
My money is on Ambien again.  In his mugshot it he looks very very tired.  I was prescribed Ambien in the past and you really don't sleep using it, you are more like knocked out.
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Funniest thing I heard today?

On F & F this morning,  RC Duffie asked a sports pundit "With all of his money, why would Tiger choose to drive impaired?"

The Golf pundit responded...   "I'll be blunt....  Tiger is cheap as hell"

He got it honest! Earl Woods (Tiger's dad) was renowned for his cheapness.
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My money is on Ambien again.  In his mugshot it he looks very very tired.  I was prescribed Ambien in the past and you really don't sleep using it, you are more like knocked out.

I tried Ambien once (I have insomnia), and I didn't like it at all.  Weird dreams and a hangover.
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My money is on Ambien again.  In his mugshot it he looks very very tired.  I was prescribed Ambien in the past and you really don't sleep using it, you are more like knocked out.

Put him in a cell for three days, and you'll know whether it was Ambien or not.
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Re: BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash
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Who takes Ambien in the early afternoon and then gets behind the wheel? I've taken it and can expect to be out like a light within 15 minutes.

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He obviously has a very troubling addiction, whatever it may be. Word on the street is he likes a cocktail of Oxy and Ambien.

In his prime he was the greatest golfer of all time. In his career, the second greatest. And yet we still wonder at what he might have achieved but for his reckless (if not wreckless) choices.

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He obviously has a very troubling addiction, whatever it may be. Word on the street is he likes a cocktail of Oxy and Ambien.

In his prime he was the greatest golfer of all time. In his career, the second greatest. And yet we still wonder at what he might have achieved but for his reckless (if not wreckless) choices.
Yeah, great golfer. Had a great family, but sadly cheated.  More money than he'll ever need, but still is miserable it seems.  He's on a horrible path...

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