I'm given to understand Chuck Schumer is demanding all new weapons be stored in Russia until republicans consent to a new law which makes all illegal immigrants exempt from all taxes in America, get free healthcare, free housing, a guaranteed annual income 20% above the average American, free food, free cars and phones, free internet, free education, free clothing, free utilities, free lawn services, free tithing for church, free Bible's, and free weapons to protect themselves from police harassment.
p.s. He's going to try and get free dogs, free dog food, and free vet care, and pooper scoopers for them too.