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The Super Bowl drew the second-biggest TV audience in history to the start of the game but Bad Bunny's halftime show in Spanish sent the numbers in free fall. You can't make it up. Leave it to Bad Bunny to sing a rap song against ICE and at the same time he deports 6 million viewers.

Daily Variety urged the NFL to change the Super Bowl halftime performer selection process after Bad Bunny caused millions of views to turn off the TV or switch channels. During Bunny's entire halftime performance last Sunday, zero words were spoken in English. It was like a Biden speech.

Congresswoman Rashida Talib grilled Attorney General Pam Bondi in hearings about some redactions in the Epstein files. That's rich. The congresswoman is America's leading advocate for Muslim rights, and if Americans lived under Sharia law, Jeffrey Epstein would have been a Prophet.

President Trump said Thursday he invited all the nation's governors to the governors' dinner at the White House but Democratic governors are balking over politics. It shocked comedians when Illinois Governor JB Pritzker turned down the dinner, any dinner. So that's 2 seats that just opened up.

House Speaker Mike Johnson was able to engineer passage of the SAVE Act Wednesday that requires voters to produce a Voter ID at the polls to vote, with Democrats bitterly opposed. That's puzzling because they always had Voter ID in elections in Illinois. All you needed was a death certificate.

The U.S. Hockey Team remained undefeated in the Winter Games in Milan on Saturday with a come-from-behind victory over Denmark. The TV ratings for a re-match could be gigantic. If the U.S. and Denmark hockey teams meet again in the finals, they've agreed that the winner gets Greenland.

The New England Journal of Medicine reported people are experiencing blood clots from taking the Covid-19 vaccines that Dr. Fauci mandated in 2020. I guess it does help to make you more open to romantic love. Thanks to Dr. Fauci, millions of Americans have a much bigger heart.

Gavin Newsom told a Munich panel today there are masked thug troopers on the streets of his State rounding up foreigners and deporting them. The reaction surprised him. He's now leading all other candidates to be the next Chancellor of Germany.

Hillary Clinton blasted the Trump border policy an hour after she endorsed a secure border in Munich Monday. Hillary is always rattled on this day of the year. It's a day when we all realize they should change Presidents Day to Bill Clinton Day or Jack Kennedy Day because of all the mattress sales.

Barack Obama caused concern in the Gavin-Newsom-for-president camp Monday by calling the homeless problem in L.A. an atrocity. We're all doing our part. I encountered a homeless guy eating grass in a park who told me he was hungry, so I brought him home, and showed him my back yard.

The Munich Security Conference gave Marco Rubio's speech on U.S.-Europe unity a standing ovation. For Democrats it was a mixed bag. AOC made an idiot of herself fumbling foreign policy questions but on the positive side, AOC's presidential candidacy took the Gold in the Women's Downhill.

Congresswoman AOC hosted a question-and-answer forum Monday at the Munich Security Conference where she tried to display her foreign policy expertise. It wasn't pretty. When asked if she'd back Taiwan in a war with China, AOC froze up for so long Mitch McConnell had to ask if she was okay.

Congresswoman AOC didn't exactly dazzle the Munich Security Conference with her intellect Monday saying Venezuela is south of the equator. Last week AOC went ballistic when she found Trump's new hotline for reporting illegal aliens at a Taco Bell soft drink dispenser. It read Press for Ice.

Jeffrey Epstein finally got some positive press today. Whoopi Goldberg is telling the world she was not his girlfriend.

This morning I called a tobacco shop in London and asked them if they have Prince Albert in a pouch. They said no, but they have Prince Andrew in the can.

Oh well, Andrew is always welcome in Las Vegas where he has lost a fortune at the blackjack tables. He simply can't resist hitting on 16 and 17.

Trump to release the secret files on space aliens and UFOs just weeks after he released the Epstein Files. Shockingly, Whoopi Goldberg is mentioned in both.

Last night in jail Prince Andrew had to wait his turn behind seven guys to use the bathroom. Imagine his despair. He can't even go to jail without still being the eighth in line for the throne.

Tickets for Bruce Springsteen's No Kings Tour went on sale today. With the cheapest tickets going for $200 each, he should also call it No Peasants, Either.

-- Argus Hamilton