Today's Toons 2/16/26

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(Thank you, Polly Ticks)

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The Christian Science Monitor said churches are battling an emerging ethos that secularism is the national religion to justify church protests. The Constitution gives you the right to practice your religious beliefs without outside interference. So, it's fair to say that if life gives you Lemons, arrest them.

Grammy winner Billie Eilish in her acceptance speech claimed the U.S. has no right to enforce any border considering our past history of tribal conquest. Last night I got pulled over in L.A. for running a red light, and I told the cop that nothing is illegal on stolen land. At any rate, I just made bail.

California Congressman Jared Huffman addressed the House in bare feet. It was in honor of the late Grateful Dead co-founder Bob Weir, the rock star who just died, and he always performed on stage in bare feet. We should just be grateful that a well-known porn star hadn't just died.

Senator Chuck Schumer vowed to oppose the pending Voter ID law, calling it Jim Crow 2.0 even though it has 80% public approval. That's insane. In this country, you need a photo ID to get a driver's license, to buy alcohol, to buy tobacco, to fly on an airplane, to rent a hotel room and date Bill Belichick.

Fox News reports Ryan Routh was spotted by a Secret Service agent aiming his rifle from the bushes as Trump approached the 5th green at Trump Doral in September 2024. Trump wouldn't think of suddenly moving his head to save his life like he did at Butler. You move your head, you miss the putt.

Bad Bunny was tastefully dressed and said nothing political. I don't know how American audiences can relate to that. If he hosted Late Night, the Left would want him fired.

Senator Chuck Schumer said Democrats will never vote for the Voter ID bill despite proof it'll halt voter fraud. Next day, Democrats found out Somalia just adopted a Voter ID law to halt fraud. It's like Andy Dick telling you he got help with his drinking and drug problem and now it's your turn.

The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals backed Trump's power to mass-deport illegal aliens with no rights to a bond hearing for illegals. Mass deportation now follows mass importation. During the Biden administration, Disney World was replaced as America's #1 tourist destination by the Rio Grande.

Don Lemon went on Jimmy Kimmel to discuss his arrest for his anti-ICE protest in a St. Paul church. It could result in jail time, prison shower action and further TV stardom. Netflix executives saw Don Lemon's mug shot and immediately green-lit a new TV series called Lemon is the New Orange.

The FCC launched a probe of ABC's The View not granting equal interview time to political candidates, a rule that applies to ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox. I hope jokes about The View are exempt. I always found it hilarious that the three angriest women in America are named Whoopi, Sunny and Joy.

British stage actor Ian McKellen was guest on Colbert where he performed a Shakespearean monologue in support of Muslim immigration. The actor happens to be gay. New York's Muslim community was so moved they invited the actor to a nearby rooftop to audition for the role of Superman.

The National Prayer Breakfast returned to its traditional location at the Washington Hilton on Thursday after two years in the Capitol. President Trump gave a speech, then he led the prayers. That very afternoon his prayers were answered when the Washington Post laid off one-third of their reporters.

Bad Bunny's lyrics in Spanish during the Super Bowl halftime show were graphic depictions of body parts, sex acts, drug use and drug use during sex. It sounds like he had a rough childhood. As a teenager, Bad Bunny came out as a pansexual and his parents told him to stay the hell out of the kitchen.

TV Guide reported that 83% of American TV viewers now use streaming services. However, cable news can hold everybody hostage. For 10 days Americans have ignored the Epstein files, the Super Bowl and Winter Olympics, because we're all hooked on the new cable crime series, CSI Tucson.

When the Canadian school shooter was revealed to be a boy who identified as a girl people were shocked, thinking it was Justin Trudeau.

Today, a black glove was found on the road near the scene of the Guthrie kidnapping. Oh great, so OJ did it. And everyone was hoping this whole thing would be over in 2 weeks.

I went to Home Depot today to buy a new dishwasher but there were none there, thanks to ICE. So, I went inside and bought one from Home Depot.

My girlfriend said that for Valentine's Day she wanted to be swept off her feet and taken to the tropics. So, I reported her to ICE.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Jimino]

  Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie! 

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie! 

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Jim (doin' the wave)!