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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Bruce Springsteen invited himself onstage at a charity concert in New Jersey Friday to deliver an anti-ICE rant. People go to concerts for the music, not listen to the performer's politics. That doesn't stop Bruce Springsteen from opening his concerts with his new song Not Born in the USA.

Rock legend Neil Young announced Tuesday he's giving the people of Greenland free access to his entire music catalogue to console them for Trump's invasion threats. Their response came back quickly. The people of Greenland offered Trump their country if he'll block Neil Young on Spotify.

South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham on Fox News Tuesday applauded the arrival of the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier group in the Persian Gulf to confront Iran. This is history in the making. I never thought I'd live to see a South Carolinian my age cheer the arrival of the Union Navy.

Los Angeles police struggled to contain the anti-ICE protests that began Saturday. Dozens of hard-core Minneapolis women protesters took a United flight to L.A. Friday night to continue their protests. However the in-flight movie during the flight was Melania, and six of the protestors walked out.

AP complaints he 2026 Milan Winter Olympic national teams are all white. Poppycock. Four years ago in the 2022 Winter Olympics Bobsledding event, Germany took the Gold, Russia took the Silver and Somalia took the sled.

The Grammy Awards Sunday paid tribute to career accomplishments. The Grammys honored Kendrick Lamar's hip hop record, Bruce Springsteen's rock record and Don Lemon's arrest record.

The Grammy Award for the Politician with the Worst Record goes to Bruce Springsteen.

Senator John Fetterman was ripped by fellow Democrats Sunday over his moderate views on crime and ICE. He's out alone on the same limb as moderate GOP Senator Susan Collins. Today being a moderate Democrat or moderate Republican is like being regarded as the least-drunk Australian.

Bill Clinton agreed to testify in the House Oversight Committee about his relationship with Epstein. Last week's Epstein files revealed Bill had a very close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein. This could possibly destroy his reputation once and for all, and it won't look good for Jeffrey Epstein, either.

California Attorney General Rob Bonta filed a lawsuit against a San Diego hospital Friday for complying with President Trump's order to halt gender-affirming care for minors. I have one question on the matter. If trans-gender children go missing, do we put their pictures on cartons of Half and Half?

The Grammy Awards crowd gave Don Lemon a standing ovation Sunday. After being charged for terrorizing a St. Paul church service, Don's become an anti-ICE saint following his one-day stay in jail Friday. It was the first personal recognizance bond for a black man in Los Angeles County history.

Grammy Awards host Trevor Noah roasted Nikki Minaj on the telecast for openly supporting President Trump. She answered, blasting Noah, taunting him to come out of the closet. Democrats countered, spreading a rumor on social media that Nikki had a ménage with Trump and Stephen Miller.

President Trump kept his military options with Iran close to his vest Sunday as tensions built in the regions. All appearances indicate that a U.S. war aimed at toppling the Ayatollah's regime is imminent. The U.S. carrier fleet just entered the Persian Gulf and Jane Fonda has flown to Teheran.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control reported Tuesday that the average life expectancy in the United States reached an all-time high last year during Trump's first year back in office. Reaction came swiftly. Protestors hit the streets chanting Death is a Human Right, and demanded Trump be impeached.

Governor Gavin Newsom was given an adoring profile article in Vogue in this month's issue. He's promoting a book ahead of his presidential run in 2028. Gavin Newsom just released a new memoir called Young Man in a Hurry, in which he was not when handling the Palisades and Altadena wildfires.

Last night at the supermarket I was one item over the limit in the Express Lane. I explained to the cashier that no item is over the limit when we are living on stolen land.

The Ayatollah just warned the US that Iran is capable of taking out the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln. They just named a cruise missile the John Wilkes Booth.

Texas A&M announced they're ending their Gender Studies degree program. It reminded me how I coasted through OU in the 70s. I majored in Gender Studies, but of course that was back when there were only 2 of them.

House Democrats look like they may explode if they don't soon get to blame Savannah mother's abduction on ICE. No joke is in poor taste when we are living on stolen land.

Thanks to the Grammys, I can't enjoy watching the Winter Olympics from Milan without remembering that the Romans stole that land from the Etruscans.

When Los Angeles residents are shouting "No Ice", the vast majority of them are in Starbucks.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #1 on: Today at 07:14:31 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #2 on: Today at 07:16:21 am »
 tipping hat!! Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #3 on: Today at 07:21:11 am »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #4 on: Today at 07:39:12 am »
Thanks, Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #5 on: Today at 07:45:29 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #6 on: Today at 07:45:58 am »
tipping hat!! Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #7 on: Today at 07:46:35 am »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #8 on: Today at 07:47:02 am »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #9 on: Today at 09:48:30 am »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/9/26
« Reply #10 on: Today at 11:07:43 am »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!