Today's Toons 12/15/25

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

New York Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is busy building his team ahead of his inauguration in six weeks. Mamdani just appointed trans-gender woman "rabbi", Abby Stein, to his transition team to solidify Jewish support for his administration. Or, as he likes to call Rabbi Stein, Twice Circumcised.

The DOJ announced the arrest of the Washington D.C. pipe bomber whose bombs failed to go off on January 6th, 2021, just before the Capitol riots. The guy planted the bombs at both the DNC and GOP national headquarters. However the bombs, just like the incoming President, turned out to be duds.

President Trump supervised the lighting of the National Christmas Tree Thursday. I held my breath watching Trump try to give a Christmas sermon. I see Trump as the kind of preacher who'd say, As Jesus, who wasn't crucified nearly as often as I am by the media, once said, love ye one another.

The Washington Post reported that astrology is skyrocketing in popularity with Generation Z and the millennials that live and work in the nation's capital. It says 80% of young adults in DC believe in astrology. Every lawmaker on Capitol Hill I ever met was born under the same sign, For Rent.

President Trump popped up in a TV commercial Tuesday trying to sell you the Trump Watch available on the Trump website. He boasts it includes his autograph on the face. The result from his MRI was released on Tuesday and it confirmed that Trump has incurable advanced stage capitalism.

President Trump addressed reporters in the Oval Office Wednesday and defended his policy of destroying cocaine boats in the Caribbean with missile strikes. So far they've sunk 22 boats loaded with drugs. There's so much coke in the ocean right now that Disney Pixar's next movie is called Finding Kilo.

The Atlantic interviewed Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro who slammed Kamala Harris after she took some shots at him in her 2024 campaign memoir. Josh waved off her critiques, saying she's just covering her ass. Kamala Harris doesn't like to keep things bottled up, ask her wine merchant.

If you don't think Boomers are sick, consider that Home Alone was a hit comedy about two crooks trying to murder an 8-year old boy. And the sequel co-starred Trump.

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth hosted a defense seminar at the Reagan Library on Friday and took questions from reporters. During the day he sank a 22nd drug speedboat. Right now there is so much cocaine in the water in the Caribbean, everyone finally knows why the dolphins call it a blow hole.

The FBI warned consumers Friday to beware holiday shopping scams hatched by fraudulent charities that prey on sympathies. One is genuine. The Minneapolis United Way has issued a holiday appeal asking all the Somalis on welfare to donate $10 a month to aid the working families of Minnesota.

Michael Dell was in the Oval Office to donate $6 billion to initiate Trump Accounts for every child born from 2025-28. It'll start them with $1,000 compounded interest-bearing investment accounts. It's a brilliant way to turn all the migrants' children into Republicans by the time they reach voting age.

The Weather Channel reported no hurricanes hit the U.S. for the first time in 10 years. I credit our tight border policy. No hurricanes dared to enter the U.S. after President Trump renamed the Gulf after America, threatened Mother Nature with 900% tariffs and had El Nino and La Nina deported.

President Trump conducted the lighting of the National Christmas Tree on the White House Ellipse Thursday. His immigration policy has inspired a new Christmas carol in the barrio. He's making a list, checking it twice, going to find who's deported by ICE, Donald Trump is coming to town!

Trump's competitive nature was on display in last night's opening monologue at the Kennedy Centers Honors. He told 2 hours of vicious anti-Trump jokes just to prove he's funnier than Jimmy Kimmel.

The New York Times reports the United Nations slashed its Emergency Aid projection in half for 2026 due to cuts by the U.S. and Europe. The UN is widely ignored by most comedians, but not me. On the UN calendar, today is International Anti-Corruption Day, or as the Somalis call it, Thursday.

Texas Democratic Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett announced Monday that she's going to run for U.S. Senate in Texas. Her quotes make her God's gift to comedians. Jasmine has been in the media spotlight for only a year and she has already single-handedly put an end to dumb blonde jokes.

Gavin Newsom confided while he was surveying last year's Palisades fire, an ember caught his hair on fire. He was asking for it. When you mix hair styling gel with too much hair spray all on top of Just for Men hair dye, you could burst into flames if you walk outside in Palm Springs during the day.

President Zelensky said Monday he won't cede one inch of the Donbas to Russia in any peace deal, even though it was part of Russia until 1956. If Russia loses its patience with this guy I fear the worst. There may be no Ukrainians aboard the Starship Enterprise because Star Trek is set in the future.

The Pentagon briefed the Group of Six Senators on the US attacks on the speedboats trying to bring Fentanyl-laced cocaine into the U.S. The missile strikes are intended to send a message to South American drug cartels, a message that says No Mas. That's a Spanish phrase meaning your boat's on fire.

BLM organizer Tashella Dickerson indicted in OKC for scamming $3.15 million in George Floyd bail returns. If convicted she could get 4 to 8 years as president of Somalia.

Nobel Prize winner Maria Machado thanked Trump for smuggling her out of Venezuela to Maine then flying her to Oslo to receive the Nobel Peace Prize
The caper solidifies Trump's claim as America's Coyote-in-Chief.

He's making a list and checking it twice, he knows who's been naughty and nice and he's coming to town. And that's just Tom Homan.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

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[pookie18]

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[Jimino]

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[verga]

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[Smokin Joe]

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[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

[pookie18]

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[pookie18]

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[MeganC]

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[pookie18]

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[Cyber Liberty]

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