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Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the aliens’
« on: December 11, 2025, 07:30:53 am »
Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the aliens’
By Anna Young
Published Dec. 10, 2025, 5:46 p.m. ET
 
Close encounters of the delusional kind.

A Florida whacko accused of stealing a BMW told cops he was “teleported” into the luxury car on orders from the “X-Men” — and later thanked the officers for saving him from “aliens” he claimed were after him, according to nutty police bodycam footage.

Calvin Johnson, 36, was arrested Monday afternoon after swiping the unlocked flashy car from Bicentennial Park in Ormond Beach and wrecking it minutes later while barreling down a nearby highway at 130 mph, according to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.

Mugshot of Calvin Curtis Johnson.
 
Calvin Johnson, 36, was arrested Monday afternoon after stealing an unlocked BMW from a Florida park
The car’s owner told police he was walking his dog around the park and returned to find it missing, noting he had left his keys in the cupholder.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/us-news/florida-whacko-claims-he-was-teleported-into-stolen-bmw-that-he-crashed-at-130-mph-you-saved-me-from-the-aliens/
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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2025, 07:33:21 am »
 :mauslaff:  Only a lunatic democrat could come up with a story that whacked out! :laughingdog:
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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2025, 07:38:10 am »
The truth is out there..
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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2025, 09:38:23 am »
Quote from: rangerrebew on December 11, 2025, 07:33:21 am
:mauslaff:  Only a lunatic democrat could come up with a story that whacked out! :laughingdog:

Just watch...he might get off!
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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2025, 04:14:33 pm »
The calamitous calvin
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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2025, 04:39:01 pm »
Maybe not aliens or Xmen, the dude should have argued that if the owner didn’t want him or someone else to take it foe a drive he shouldn’t have left the car unlocked with the keys in plain view. This guy Calvin is a flake, the owner of the car is an idiot too.

Shouldn’t this be under Florida Man?


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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2025, 05:34:33 pm »
A+ for creativity. :laugh:
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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2025, 05:39:50 pm »
Quote from: rustynail on December 11, 2025, 07:38:10 am
The truth is out there..

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Re: Florida whacko claims he was ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW by ‘X-Men’: ‘You saved me from the ali
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2025, 07:30:13 pm »
Well, have Scotty beam your a$$ out of the cell block, then.
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