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President Trump signed the bill passed by Congress Thursday requiring the DOJ to release all the Jeffrey Epstein files. It's awful. A guy in Beverly Hills went to court Friday to change his legal name from Jeffrey Epstein to Hannibal Lecter to give him a better chance of attracting a nice girlfriend.

Jasmine Crockett cited the wrong Jeffrey Epstein as a GOP donor Thursday, and it brought up the fact that there are 200 Americans with the same name as the pedophile. I once had a close pal named Jeffrey Epstein and it was a living nightmare for him. He ended up hanging himself in a jail cell.

President Trump spoke at the Saudi-US Forum Wednesday and urged the Saudis to join the Abraham Accords and secure permanent Mideast Peace. He's insatiable. Trump's not happy with the presidency and his name on so many buildings; he wants it to be the last chapter in the Torah.

GOP Oversight Chairman James Comer threatened to have Bill and Hillary Clinton arrested if they continue to refuse to testify in the Epstein hearings. Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. Bill reminded Hillary that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president until he'd served 27 years in prison.

Nowadays when I watch House Members give interviews on TV, it makes me think Jack Nicholson held it together pretty well in The Shining.

The speakers at Dick Cheney's funeral warned that Trump's effort to end the war in Ukraine could end a war in Ukraine.

AOC charges Trump is cognitively declined. Look, you either believe in a seamless transition of power or you don't.

You have to at least admit Trump is the Peace President. The red button on his desk that used to launch a nuclear attack now summons the butler to bring him another Diet Coke.

People often say that Democrats and Republicans can't work together to get things done, but Jeffrey Epstein IS dead.

Media now attacking Trump for exhibiting severe mental decline...calling him Hitler didn't work so they decided to go lower. They're calling him Biden.

Jasmine Crockett says a city with no crime is racist because the city with no crime is a white dominant city. So OJ Simpson wasn't a murderer he was the Jackie Robinson of Brentwood.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #1 on: Today at 07:07:37 am »
Ciao Pookie,  thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #2 on: Today at 08:19:41 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #3 on: Today at 08:42:48 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #4 on: Today at 09:19:59 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #5 on: Today at 10:36:08 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #6 on: Today at 10:55:58 am »
Ciao Pookie,  thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #7 on: Today at 10:56:25 am »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #8 on: Today at 10:58:18 am »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #9 on: Today at 10:58:43 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/1/25
« Reply #10 on: Today at 10:59:09 am »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!