Hmmm... I don't even remember posting this. And I can't use DRUNK as an excuse because I didn't drink that day. Only excuse I can come up with is that I had been starving myself down for a couple of weeks due to a scheduled medical checkup that afternoon (lost 12 pounds in 2 weeks) and a sudden intake of food (10 chicken wings covered with spicy peach sauce) right after the checkup might have overloaded my sensory system to cause the error.
BTW, the doctor at the clinic was from Spain so I tried to tell him funny stories about Spain in Spanish. Unfortunately he was "muy grave" and wasn't laughing at anything I said. That is until I told him about the most famous Spanish person in the USA, Alec Baldwin's wife, Hilaria who turned out to be a fraud. I had prevously joked to the doctor about the Spanish Legion song about being "El Novio de La Muerte" the "Bridegroom of Death" and speculated what would happen if the guy actually married Death. No reaction from the doctor UNTIL I stated that Hilaria, after being exposed for pretending to be Spanish, instantly changed from a fun type person to being very very angry all the time with the result that poor Alec found himself being married to... DEATH. That comparison plus my guttural impression of an angry Hilaria who had just been exposed caused the Spanish doctor to convulse with laughter than lasted for the rest of my visit. That made me even happier, almost as happy as the clean bill of health he gave me.
