Democrats
Operation Blitz-Cringe: Graham Platner Swaps Nazi Skull for Morbidly Obese Celtic Wolf
Tattoo experts slam cover-up as 'sloppy mess'
Andrew Stiles
October 22, 2025
Graham Platner, the bearded socialist running for U.S. Senate in Maine, has unveiled the new tattoo he got to cover up the Nazi skull on his chest. In place of the Totenkopf, or "death's head," symbol adopted by Holocaust perpetrators during World War II, Platner's new tattoo depicts what might charitably be described as a morbidly obese Celtic wolf drawn by a six-year-old child.
Experts slammed the Nazi cover-up as one of the worst tattoo jobs they have ever seen, noting that parts of the skull and crossbones were still clearly visible. "Whoever did this is not particularly talented," said Adam Kredo, 53, a degenerate blogger with numerous tattoos depicting the unspeakable. "It's a horrible tattoo, and the quality is truly piss poor. The embellishments on each side are a sloppy mess."
Ethan Barton, an egregiously tattooed liberal journalist who resides in the hipster cesspool of Denver, Colo., was also unimpressed. "The lines on the circle are especially bad," he told the Washington Free Beacon. "Looks wobbly as hell."
https://freebeacon.com/democrats/operation-blitz-cringe-graham-platner-swaps-nazi-skull-for-morbidly-obese-celtic-wolf/