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Attractive Woman Needed to Help Me Spend Stock Surges
« on: October 01, 2025, 03:19:07 pm »
Early last month I bought 3000 Barrington Gold (B), and 400 Taiwan Semiconductor (TSM).  They are up insanely.

This morning I bought ASML early in the morning.  It is now up $32 a share for today.

I also bought Dell Computer (DELL), now up $5.34.

Any ladies wish to help me spend my money?

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Re: Attractive Woman Needed to Help Me Spend Stock Surges
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2025, 04:02:05 pm »


Hey there handsome!
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2025, 04:13:47 pm »
Do the words "prenuptial agreement" and "ex-wife" ring any bells for you?

(As in: "Damn, I wish I had asked my ex-wife to sign a prenuptial agreement...")

Asking for a friend.  :laugh:
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Re: Attractive Woman Needed to Help Me Spend Stock Surges
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2025, 04:43:25 pm »
I'd be happy to help. Please send funds to berdie@blahblahblah.com.

Amazon will send you a thank you card. happy77

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Re: Attractive Woman Needed to Help Me Spend Stock Surges
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2025, 06:30:46 pm »
Humorless, inane responses are noted.  Zero appreciation shown for stocks cited that might lift jokers out of their grim surroundings.  On second thought, you have to have money to buy equities.  Never mind.
"I have now purchased and given away six copies of the book!  Well done sir!" - Bigun
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The Book Commentary: "The book (Brilliant Creations - The Wonder of Nature and Life) is pure genius."
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"This book should be required reading for every teenager.  I was running every morning for twenty years with a genius." - Mike McCartney, D.D.S.
"You have the most agile mind of anyone I know." -
Avice Marie Griffin, PhD, Clinical Psychologist

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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2025, 06:38:00 pm »
Humorless, inane responses are noted.  Zero appreciation shown for stocks cited that might lift jokers out of their grim surroundings.  On second thought, you have to have money to buy equities.  Never mind.

I'm glad someone likes to trade them, I worked in the commodities markets which is more my speed.

Actually now I daytrade expiring index options. Fastest game in town except maybe crypto.
The Republic is lost.

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2025, 07:44:42 pm »
Humorless, inane responses are noted.  Zero appreciation shown for stocks cited that might lift jokers out of their grim surroundings.  On second thought, you have to have money to buy equities.  Never mind.


Lighten up, Francis. You asked a question, I answered. How about posting investments before they have been proven winners. I can look back in time and do the same. happy77

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Re: Attractive Woman Needed to Help Me Spend Stock Surges
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2025, 08:45:11 pm »
I posted today's purchase at 7:19 AM, today.  It can't be any earlier than minutes after the stock markets opened, Rufus.  Did you purchase any?  No.  Moreover, if you had a clue as to investing, you would know that rallies often last longer and go further than expected. 

I was for a short period of time a client of Fisher Investments.  I gave them at least three ideas that would have earned them and their clients tens of millions of dollars, but they think they have all the answers, so I left them.
I said sell Japan Fund and buy Brazil.  The following year, Japan continued to tank and Brazil was up 20 or 25%.

I told them the WSJ advised selling equities invested in terrorist sponsoring nations, TOT was one such Fisher holding.  They did nothing. I demanded that they sell mine and had to sign a waiver.  They replaced it with BHP.
TOT went up 20% in the following 12 months.  BHP went up 85%. They were fools, just like Credit Suisse Bank which went belly up after I called out their Chief Investment Strategist in the Wall Street Journal years earlier.  YEARS.  I wrote Cisco Systems to pay extraordinary dividends instead of buying overpriced Silicon Valley startups.  They ignored me and have not recovered since tanking monumentally.

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The Book Commentary: "The book (Brilliant Creations - The Wonder of Nature and Life) is pure genius."
Review by John Orosz, M.D. "Wow, beyond outstanding. Please send me twenty signed copies for colleagues, family, and libraries."
"This book should be required reading for every teenager.  I was running every morning for twenty years with a genius." - Mike McCartney, D.D.S.
"You have the most agile mind of anyone I know." -
Avice Marie Griffin, PhD, Clinical Psychologist

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Re: Attractive Woman Needed to Help Me Spend Stock Surges
« Reply #8 on: Today at 06:21:23 pm »
So I guess this means you won't be sending any money you need help spending?  8888crybaby

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Rufus
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« Reply #9 on: Today at 06:52:41 pm »
So I guess this means you won't be sending any money you need help spending?  8888crybaby

Sincerely,

Rufus
xoxoxo

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Re: Attractive Woman Needed to Help Me Spend Stock Surges
« Reply #10 on: Today at 07:07:45 pm »
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