Today's Toons 8/18/25

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(Thank you, cartoonist Rex May)


In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Howard Stern canceled for low ratings. This is what happens if you tell people who voted for Trump to stop listening to your show.

Texas Democrats are learning that Illinois Governor JB Pritzker is a good man to have on your side. Unless you're on a life raft.

Nancy Pelosi vowed to restore sex-change operations for children once Democrats are back in power. Parenting children these days is tricky. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees, the bees and the bees, the birds and the birds and also the bees who look like birds but still have a stinger.

Congressman Al Green vowed that he will bring down Trump. He has been impeached, indicted, convicted, sued and even shot but he's still standing. However, Democrats with terminal illnesses should be grateful for Trump because while he's still president, every day seems to last a year.

President Trump ordered the Commerce Department to begin work on a new U.S. Census that excludes illegal aliens from the count. This would have a big impact on congressional representation. Eliminating illegal migrants from the census would leave the state of California with a population of 36.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered the arrest of Democratic lawmakers who fled the state in a private jet to Chicago to deny the legislature a quorum, so there couldn't be a vote for the GOP to redistrict. It's resulting in terrible publicity for tourism. Texas is now called the Lone Star State because that's their Yelp review.

Senator Elizabeth Warren appeared with New York Mayor candidate Zohran Mandami Monday and endorsed him. It was the union of a real Indian with a pretend Indian. During the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries, Senator Warren chose to have her Cherokee name on the ballot, Running Last.

President Trump astonished White House reporters and terrified his security Tuesday when he suddenly appeared on the White House roof and took questions from reporters. He was high above the ground supervising plans for the ballroom. A U.S. District judge immediately ordered Trump to jump.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott vowed to arrest Democratic state legislators who fled to Illinois to stall redistricting. Trump needs the five GOP seats. If DC House Democrats gain the Majority, they will impeach Trump for colluding with Russia and Ukraine to achieve peace and kill U.S. weapons sales.

President Trump is reported planning to meet with Putin as early as next week and then later with Zelensky to try to bring an end to the Ukraine War. It would be the 6th war Trump has halted in 6 months. This ensures the Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded in December to Not Trump.

Kamala Harris went on Stephen Colbert's show Friday and discussed her life and plans. When it came his time to share, Colbert expressed hopes for his own future. I thought at any moment, Howard Stern, Ellen and Rosie would join the show and the Canceled Anonymous meeting can be called to order.

The Getty Museum in L.A. was rated by CNN the safest place to display priceless art despite the fires and earthquakes. Private collectors are prey to forgers. Last week, an art collector in L.A. paid millions for a Picasso painting, only to find out later it was a map of the Illinois congressional districts.

Bobby Kennedy says teenage boys are so out of shape they have less testosterone than a 68-year-old man. Trump this week ordered all schools to bring back the President's Physical Fitness Test. The first fitness test takes place tonight in Washington D.C. to see if teens can outrun the National Guard.

President Trump federalized the Washington D.C. police force Monday and sent in the National Guard to patrol. Opponents are threatening violent civil unrest in the city. I sure hope the rioters don't locate and destroy the IRS Headquarters, at 1111 Constitution Avenue NW Washington DC 20224.

Senator Adam Schiff was accused by an Intel Committee whistleblower of leaking classified data in 2017 to try to frame Trump. He's also under probe for real estate fraud. If Adam had just stayed with the group and kept his crimes to insider trading, no one in Washington would have noticed.

- - Argus Hamilton

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!!  I hope you had a great weekend!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!!  I hope you had a great weekend!

You're welcome, as always & thanks, CL!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!