Author Topic: Today's Toons 7/21/25 (Read 684 times)

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The TSA announces airline passengers no longer have to remove their shoes before being felt up by security agents.

Governor Newsom defended the marijuana farm raided by ICE saying the undocumented children they found working the farm were actually Hispanic Keebler Elves.

Crazy 2025 for LA- fire in January and now ICE in July. I never thought I'd start thinking that climate change could be for real.

California Governor Gavin Newsom blasted the ICE raid on a Camarillo pot farm Friday. The governor did his best to defend the presence of illegal migrant children that ICE found working the pot farm. I'm guessing they had to do something with the kids who weren't cute enough to get trafficked.

To speed up deportations, ICE is hanging Home Depot signs outside detention centers.

I'm with Gavin...California has a duty to provide an environment where child slaves can work without fear.

Governor Newsom called for the state to resist the federal government after ICE raided the pot farm in Camarillo last week. I joked that he declared California a sanctuary state for child slavery. I celebrated Sunday by selling my maid down-river to San Diego, the junior highs are better there anyway.

Visit California says 267 million people visited California last year. That numbers gonna go way down in 2025 now that the border's closed.

President Trump noted the anniversary of the assassination attempt by the 20-year-old sniper from a nearby unguarded roof in Pennsylvania. His protection was ridiculously sloppy. The Secret Service has since scrapped its DEI hiring policy and is now advertising for men with roofing experience.

Joe Biden's White House doctor pleaded the Fifth in Congress Wednesday rather than answer questions about Joe's decline in office. It was easily sensed. I remember in 2024 when President Biden visited the flood-ravaged area of North Carolina, and the cadaver dogs wouldn't leave him alone.

Jasmine Crockett explained Thursday that Joe Biden's doctor had every right not to testify in Congress. She claimed that Joe wasn't mentally declined, that he had a stutter and due to age he'd lost control of his method for overcoming the stutter. Yes, and Steven Hawking's legs were just asleep.

Socialist Democrat New York mayor nominee Zohran Mamdani lied on his college application form in 2009 claiming to be black. Both his mother and his father are South Asian. The difference between Mamdani and Elizabeth Warren is that Mamdani can claim to be an Indian and pass the lie detector test.

The New York Times reports that New York Mayor candidate Zohran Mamdani lied on his Columbia University application form in 2009 about his race. Zohran checked two boxes on the form falsely claiming that he's both Asian and Black. He could be prosecuted for passing himself off as Tiger Woods.

Disney World unveiled a new lifelike robot of President Trump in the park's Hall of Presidents exhibit. The Trump robot stands center stage and recites the Presidential Oath of Office. Standing just to the left of the Trump robot is a lifelike robot of a U.S. District judge over-ruling the Oath of Office.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass flew into a rage at ICE agents on horseback in MacArthur Park Monday. She used vulgar language and called them destructive and un-American. The more I watch Mayor Bass' reaction to ICE the more I think Jack Nicholson held it together pretty well in The Shining.

Visit California reported that 270 million people will visit California this year bringing in $158 billion in revenue to state businesses. Vice President JD Vance came to California Sunday to visit Disneyland with his kids. Governor Newsom asked if JD's kids were available to work a marijuana farm.

L.A. Mayor Karen Bass moved to provide cash payments to illegal migrants because they are in hiding from ICE and won't go to work. Citizens living in Los Angeles tell pollsters they are opposed to mass deportation. But we have to admit the freeways have really been zipping along the last two weeks.

President Trump consoled flood victims without regard to their politics in Texas Friday. Last year in North Carolina, a Democratic FEMA director told his people not to help any hurricane victims who had a Trump sign in their yard. I guess he wanted Republicans to choose between Roe versus Wade.

Travel Weekly reports Disneyland and Disney World attracted 35 million customers last year. Only the Rio Grande attracted more visitors.

I just read about all the grooming gangs recruiting underage Muslim girls in London. Britain has become Epstein Island for Pakistanis.

President Trump spoke to reporters on the airport tarmac in Pittsburgh Tuesday and lashed out at Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett for questioning his cognitive abilities. He challenged Crockett to pass the cognitive test that he did. Jasmine Crockett thinks Antifa is a family relative of hers.

Governor Gavin Newsom campaigned in South Carolina and told a podcaster he's opposed to transgender surgery for children. Gavin revealed he has an 8-year-old boy and he wouldn't allow him to undergo a sex-change operation. It'd interfere with his ability to pick marijuana crops in the field.

Sesame Street fans were horrified Sunday when hackers broke onto Sesame Street's AI chat bot and Elmo suddenly began blaming the Jews for all the problems in the world. The song Elmo sang was even more anti-Semitic. There's a time and place for the Harvard Fight Song and this isn't it.

- - Argus Hamilton