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Today's Toons 7/14/25
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Alligator Alcatraz began housing illegal migrant criminals this week in the Everglades swamps filled with alligators, brown spiders, rattlesnakes and Burmese pythons. Today a migrant criminal tried to escape from Alligator Alcatraz resulting in a 3-word response from the alligators. Tastes like chicken.

House Democrats took turns Friday blasting the new migrant detention facility in the middle of the Everglades nicknamed Alligator Alcatraz. It's a converted old air base with low overhead. U.S. taxpayers only pay the alligators $10 an hour to guard the detention center, but it's all-you-can-eat.

The White House blasted Democrats and the media on Monday for trying to blame the Texas flash flooding on Trump. The partisan attacks blaming the president didn't crystallize until Monday. It took Democrats three days to decide whether to blame the flooding on Trump, climate change or racism.

The New York Times reports Socialist Democratic mayor nominee Zohran Mamdani lied on his student application form to get into Columbia. He claimed to be South Asian and African American. Naturally Columbia accepted any teenager who they think might loot his own family's convenience store.

President Trump told reporters Wednesday he totally supports a plan to overhaul the U.S. Census count to redistrict House seats. The administration plans to completely eliminate illegal immigrants from the Census Bureau head count, which would leave California with a population of 63.

Elon Musk unleashed fury at the Big Beautiful Bill this week by threatening to primary every Republican who votes for it. He vows to overthrow the regime by creating a new political party. At the rate he's going it'd take Elon Musk 18 years to father enough children to vote Trump out of office.

Iran's parliament voted Wednesday to cut of all contact with the International Atomic Energy Agency inspectors who had been monitoring Iran's enrichment program. There are signs that the B-2 raid set them back for years. The Iran nuclear program changed its pronouns this week to was/were.

New York Mayor candidate Zohran Mamdani was busted applying to Columbia claiming he's black on the application in 2009. His parents are both Indian, but he was born while they were in Uganda so he claimed he was black. It's like claiming you're Hispanic because your mom went into labor at Taco Bell.

President Trump signed the Big Beautiful Bill Saturday in a spectacular ceremony outside the White House. The event provided one accidentally hilarious moment. Just as Trump was signing the bill that completes the building of the Mexican border wall, the Marine Band played This is My Country.

President Trump hosted a secret White House meeting with Saudi Defense Minister Khalid Bin Salman about de-escalating Middle Eastern tensions with Iran. There may be more B-2 bombing raids on the horizon. Trump just warned that Elon Musk is only weeks away from acquiring nuclear weapons.

The Hollywood Reporter trumpeted the return of Superman to the movie theaters this weekend, albeit a woke Superman. The director James Gunn revealed the movie is a repudiation of Trump's immigration policy of deportation of illegal immigrants. In a sign of our times, the movie is rated MS-13.

The New York Times reported New York mayor candidate Zohran Mamdani, who is South Asian, claimed to be black and Asian on his college application form at Columbia. It's not easy to maintain a fiction of oppression. On Monday Mamdani was bitten by a mosquito and just like that, there went all his black blood.

Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu presented President Trump with a formal letter nominating him for the Nobel Peace Prize awarded in September. It's for his negotiating the Israeli-Iran cease-fire. To prevent Trump from receiving the award, a U.S. federal judge ordered Israel and Iran to resume fighting.

Elon Musk erupted in anger over the federal spending in the Big Beautiful Bill Trump signed Saturday and announced he is forming a new political party called the America Party. He's off to a good start already. Elon's only one kid away from his family compound being a congressional district.

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Offline Jimino

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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #1 on: Today at 07:18:53 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #2 on: Today at 07:38:11 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #3 on: Today at 07:46:59 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #4 on: Today at 10:14:27 am »
Quote from: Jimino on Today at 07:18:53 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #5 on: Today at 10:15:03 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on Today at 07:38:11 am
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #6 on: Today at 10:15:29 am »
Quote from: verga on Today at 07:46:59 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #7 on: Today at 11:42:03 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  The Argus Extras were great!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 7/14/25
« Reply #8 on: Today at 12:41:37 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on Today at 11:42:03 am
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  The Argus Extras were great!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!
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