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Republicans Clobber Democrats
« on: June 14, 2025, 04:14:32 am »
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I was at a business dinner in Texas last night, in a restaurant that had multiple screens displaying various sports events. One of them was tuned to the annual Republican-Democrat baseball game. Our group of conservatives cheered the GOP team as they annihilated the Democrats 13-2, winning for the fifth straight year. The game raised a record amount for charity, as 30,000 tickets were sold.

The Democrat team was shockingly bad. Before the game, one of the Democrats was asked whether he expected his team to win. He responded, “No.” The play of the game was made by Rep. August Pfluger (R-TX), after the Dems loaded the bases in the first inning:

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Re: Republicans Clobber Democrats
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2025, 04:59:44 am »
 Give the Dem team a Participation Trophy.   It's what they grew up getting so that is just as good as a win to them.
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Re: Republicans Clobber Democrats
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2025, 10:19:41 am »
Texas Dems introduce their secret weapon:



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Re: Republicans Clobber Democrats
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2025, 01:38:37 pm »
Well, he ought to encourage the rural community in Texas to vote Dem. :rolling:

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Re: Republicans Clobber Democrats
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2025, 02:23:23 pm »
Well, he ought to encourage the rural community in Texas to vote Dem. :rolling:
Just stunning, isn't it?
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Re: Republicans Clobber Democrats
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2025, 04:09:08 pm »
Texas Dems introduce their secret weapon:





Is that for real?
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Re: Republicans Clobber Democrats
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2025, 04:40:14 pm »
Is that for real?

Unfortunately, yes. Texas Democrats are scraping the very bottom of the barrel now.
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Re: Republicans Clobber Democrats
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2025, 02:21:25 am »
Unfortunately, yes. Texas Democrats are scraping the very bottom of the barrel now.
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