Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
@4thOfJuly365
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Dear Alex Padilla,
Aka the guy who has been milking his “son of Mexican immigrants” sob story for ever, and decided to barge into Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s press conference in Los Angeles like a fcking bull in a china shop.
Aka the attention-whoring clown who thought he could crash it and come out looking like some kind of a hero.
Spoiler alert: you didn't.
Noem’s out there trying to talk real shit—Trump’s immigration crackdown, restoring order, kicking out the criminals who’ve been running amok under Biden’s open-border disaster.
And what do you do?
You strut in, no security pin, no ID, acting like you own the damn place, and start yelling questions like a drunk frat boy at a karaoke bar.
“I’m Senator Alex Padilla!” you whine, as if that’s a free pass to act like a jackass.
Bro, nobody gives a fck who you are when you’re “lunging” at a Cabinet Secretary like a rabid coyote.
The Secret Service and FBI didn’t waste a single second.
Hats off to them!
They grabbed your sorry ass, shoved you out the door, and had you face-down on the carpet, cuffed like a wannabe thug.
I voted for that!
And what’s your excuse?
“I was there peacefully!”
Bullshit, Alex.
What is it with you Democrats and your misunderstanding of peace and violence?
You crashed a presser, disrupted it like a toddler throwing a tantrum, and then had the gall to cry victim when you got dragged out.
You weren’t there for answers; you were there for clout, you publicity-starved fck.
You wanted viral X posts, and all you got was a viral ass-kicking.
Let’s talk about the optics.
You’re a senator, not some Antifa punk.
But there you were, flailing like a fish out of water, screaming “Hands off!” while federal agents made you eat hallway floor.
If you thought that’d make you a martyr to the socialist crowd, think again.
You looked like a damn fool, and your Democrat buddies’ crocodile tears—Schumer, Newsom, Harris—only make it funnier.
They’re out there calling it “dictatorial” and “sickening,” while the rest of us are laughing our asses off at your self-inflicted humiliation.
House Speaker Mike Johnson nailed it: you deserve a fcking censure for this stunt, not a sympathy parade.
While you’re out there with the bullshit, Trump’s actually doing something about the border chaos you and your party ignored for years.
Noem was laying out plans to clean up the mess—deporting criminals, restoring law and order.
You?
You’re just whining about “farmworkers” and “cooks” like they’re all saints.
Spare us the sob story, Alex.
We’re not buying your bleeding-heart crap when half the country is sick of illegals draining our resources.
You didn’t want answers; you wanted a stage to push your anti-Trump, anti-America bullshit.
In true MAGA style, we say fck you, Padilla, for thinking you could crash the party and walk away a hero.
You’re no patriot—you’re a pandering, spotlight-chasing loser who got exactly what he deserved: a face full of carpet and a lesson in humility.
Next time, wear your damn pin, follow orders, and maybe try doing your job instead of playing revolutionary for the cameras.
In freedom,
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
