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Today's Toons 5/19/25
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President Trump's safety in the Middle East this week will be managed by the Secret Service and they must be on their toes. Qatar is offering to give President Trump a brand-new jumbo airliner that was manufactured by Boeing. That's the 3rd assassination attempt on Trump in the past year alone.

The El Salvadorian MS-13 gang banger Kilmar Garcia was shown on a Tennessee highway patrolman's tape pulled over in 2019 with 9 guys in the car en route to Maryland. Of course he wasn't smuggling illegal aliens into the U.S. They were a touring boy band called In Synco de Mayo.

President Trump's order requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections was blocked by a District judge. Our IDs need tightening up. A California driver's license either proves to space aliens that you live on Planet Earth, or it proves to residents of Planet Earth that you live in outer space.

Michelle Obama played the race card Monday, saying the mass deportation of illegal immigrants makes her fear for all people of color. She knows her own husband deported 3 million illegal aliens. The marriage can't last much longer once Michelle starts pointing out the ways in which he's half-white.

Illinois Governor JD Pritkzer called for non-stop battle against Trump in a campaign-sounding speech in New Hampshire. His future is somewhat locked in. Illinois is the only state whereby tradition the current governor rides around in a limo bearing license plates hand-made by the previous governor.

San Antonio ICE agents surrounded an illegal alien who has deportation orders Tuesday after he climbed up a tree and refused to come down. Agents climbed up, seized him, brought him down and took him away. The next day, a U.S. District judge ordered the migrant be placed back up in the tree.

Hakeem Jeffries said Trump should be removed from office due to cognitive decline. This is hilarious. Calling Trump Hitler didn't work so now they're going to call him Biden.

New York Attorney General Letitia James is under federal probe for mortgage fraud for giving false information on her home loan application. In order to get a lower interest rate, James listed her father as her husband. It prompted Congresswoman Ilhan Omar to tell Tish to stay in your own lane.

The Pentagon says a $70 million F-18 fighter jet fell off the deck of an aircraft carrier and sank into the Red Sea. That's the government explanation. However, MSNBC is reporting the fighter jet leaped overboard when it found out the Trump Online Store is now selling hats inscribed Trump in 2028.

Michelle Obama said they had to pay for all the food they ate in the White House, prompting Illinois Governor JD Pritzker to drop out of the 2028 presidential race

Elon Musk and his DOGE engineers told Fox News they uncovered many government agencies with duplicate functions and cut them. It has resulted in consolidation. Friday it was reported that 177,000 jobs were added to the U.S. workforce in April, most of those jobs being taken by Marco Rubio.

Newsweek reports that a recently deported criminal migrant was identified as the suspect in the terrorist plot to attack Lady Gaga's concert in Brazil with a bomb. Reaction was swift. Senator Chris Van Hollen promptly flew to Rio de Janeiro and gave the deported gang member a Brazilian bikini wax.

President Trump proposed reopening Alcatraz Prison in the San Francisco Bay to incarcerate illegal migrants and illegal criminals. Inmates would be treated equally, receive free food and free medical and only the guards would have guns. It's another experiment to see if Democratic polices work.

ICE agents dealt with angry neighborhood resistance and Blue State lawsuits while conducting deportation raids Friday. There's one company that's profiting from the sympathy being generated. Hallmark just introduced a condolence card you can send to people when your drug dealer gets deported.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2025, 04:22:04 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2025, 07:42:27 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2025, 08:05:42 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2025, 10:04:49 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on May 19, 2025, 04:22:04 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2025, 10:05:14 am »
Quote from: verga on May 19, 2025, 07:42:27 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2025, 10:05:59 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on May 19, 2025, 08:05:42 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2025, 11:59:01 am »
Nice ones today Mr. Pookie!  wink777
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2025, 12:24:55 pm »
Quote from: MeganC on May 19, 2025, 11:59:01 am
Nice ones today Mr. Pookie!  wink777

Glad you liked 'em, Ms. MeganC!
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2025, 12:29:13 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on May 19, 2025, 12:24:55 pm
Glad you liked 'em, Ms. MeganC!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2025, 12:49:31 pm »
Quote from: MeganC on May 19, 2025, 12:29:13 pm
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OK, Megan & you can call me Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2025, 01:11:25 pm »
Good Morning, and thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2025, 01:15:12 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2025, 07:41:15 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on May 19, 2025, 01:11:25 pm
Good Morning, and thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/19/25
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2025, 07:41:32 pm »
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