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Today's Toons 5/5/25
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Business News reports California is struggling financially due to falling state revenues, rising inflation, slowdown in the high-tech industry and vanishing studio production in Hollywood. It's causing a massive exodus. The California economy is so bad even the wild fires moved to New Jersey this week.

Joe Biden was advised by leading Democrats to stay in the background after his Chicago speech. While reminiscing about his childhood in his prepared speech, Biden said he referred to black children as colored kids. Still, that is a big improvement over what he called them in the first draft.

Senator Chris Van Hollen flew to El Salvador to demand release of the deported gang banger from jail and his return to the U.S. Once again DC Democrats fell for Trump's trap of defending the indefensible. If airport security subjected Van Hollen to a cavity search they would have found his head.

The Daily Telegraph ran an article on America's harrowing year in airliner travel Wednesday capping a week of well-publicized senseless flights. On Monday, Katy Perry flew into space and on Tuesday, Senator Chris Van Hollen flew to El Salvador. I don't know which one was higher at the time.

George Clooney claims he decided to help nudge Joe Biden out of the 2024 race last July out of civic duty. Just a week earlier Clooney co-hosted a huge-money Biden fundraiser at a mansion in Beverly Hills. President Biden opened the evening by thanking each of the Beverly Hillbillies by name.

Joe Biden was in Chicago for his first speech as a former president. For the first time in months he emerged from hibernation. Joe saw his shadow, and that means six more weeks of books written by his former defenders in the media who say they suspected all along he's out of his mind.

The Pope told Saint Peter, When I said JD Vance was the last person I'd ever want to meet, this wasn't what I meant!

Author Dan Brown's detective deciphers the plot behind the US assassination of a leftist pope in the DaVancey Code.

Publishers Weekly listed that three of the top-selling fiction genres are Detective Mysteries, Thrillers and Spy Novels. A full-page ad for a new book caught my eye. JD Vance, Vice President of the United States, visits the pope on Easter Day, and the next day, the pope dies, a new novel by Dan Brown.

I saw an Easter miracle on MSNBC. An MS-13 gangbanger exposed as a wife-beater was miraculously cured of being a Maryland Man and is now Due Process.

Senator Chris Van Hollen reported back on his lunch with criminal MS-13 gang member Abrego Garcia in El Salvador last Saturday. The gang member did show some common sense. Senator Van Hollen couldn't ply him with enough Margaritas to convince him to run on the ticket with AOC in 2028.

Senator Chris Van Hollen appeared on Fox News Sunday with host Shannon Bream to discuss his lunch in El Salvador with the deported gangster Abrego Garcia. The senator admitted he didn't ask Garcia if he was a gang member. That's more like something you'd ask someone on the second date.

Senator Chris Van Hollen flew to El Salvador on Saturday where he had lunch with imprisoned MS-13 gangster Kilmar Garcia. The gang makes billions running drugs and guns into the U.S. and they get their pick of the young women they traffic. After two Margaritas the senator agreed to join MS-13.

Fox News reported Friday in the wake of Joe Biden's speech in Chicago the former president is now asking for a $300,000 speaking fee for banquets and events. It‘s a typically clever Biden family ploy. Every time some group offers Joe $300,000 to speak, the DNC will pay him $500,000 to keep quiet.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/5/25
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2025, 07:41:31 am »
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2025, 08:52:08 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/5/25
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2025, 10:11:27 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2025, 10:20:30 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/5/25
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2025, 10:26:54 am »
Quote from: verga on May 05, 2025, 07:41:31 am
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2025, 10:27:16 am »
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2025, 10:27:50 am »
Quote from: Jimino on May 05, 2025, 10:11:27 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2025, 10:28:23 am »
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2025, 11:26:11 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  The Argus Extras were great!!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/5/25
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2025, 11:47:57 am »
Exceptional toons today, Pookie! Thank you!  :0012:
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Re: Today's Toons 5/5/25
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2025, 01:15:18 pm »
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Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  The Argus Extras were great!!

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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2025, 01:16:07 pm »
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Exceptional toons today, Pookie! Thank you!  :0012:

My pleasure & glad you enjoyed them, MeganC!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/5/25
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2025, 03:22:21 pm »
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