Love is a many splendored thing. 
I got kicked out of a nightclub once because I tried singing along as the singer on stage sang that song. First time he stopped in mid-song and told me to stop singing along. Then he started again but drunk me couldn't help but sing along. Then he called security and I was OUT. The strange thing is that later that night the bunch I was with left me off at home and something weird happened. I didn't find out until a few days later when some friends told me that as I crossed the street when they left me off, a speeding Corvette came right at me and I backflipped out of its way. That shocked me because I NEVER backflipped in my life...or so I thought. Maybe being drunk gives one special powers you don't have while sober. Anyway, I have absolutely NO memory of the incident.
