Today's Toons 3/24/25

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Trump earned 76% approval for his speech to a joint session of Congress Tuesday. The once stately occasion was spoiled by petulant Democrats who stayed seated and pouted silently all night. Only one Democratic congressman stood up for Donald Trump and he was waving a cane at him.

President Trump set an all-time record Tuesday night for the longest Address to a Joint Session of Congress by speaking for one hour and forty minutes. He could now be impeached for a record third time. Donald Trump is clearly in violation of the 13th Amendment now that he owns the Democrats.

President Trump touched the nation during his speech to Congress when he deputized a little boy who was battling brain cancer and named him a Secret Service agent. The House Democrats seated in the Chamber refused to applaud the little boy for good reason. It's not like he decided to be a little girl.

A Botany News study discovered that plants can actually talk to each other by emitting ultra-sonic sounds to communicate stress. In addition, botanists on the Eastern Seaboard have just identified and categorized four brand-new strains of Poison Ivy. They are Columbia, Harvard, Princeton and Yale.

Alec Baldwin will host an invite-only party celebrating the grand reopening of Planet Hollywood in New York City tonight that will feature a performance by 50 Cent. The hip-hop legend certainly has no fear about sharing a stage with Baldwin. He's been shot so many times by now he has natural immunity.

Trump faces domestic pressure for both peace and further fighting. Many protestors on the street and online stand with Ukraine, from 4,000 miles away.

The Pentagon purge of LGBTQ references on its website inadvertently erased a photo of the B-29 Enola Gay that dropped the atomic bomb on Nagasaki. The Armed Forces is eliminating all gay references. Good thing there's no longer a Trans World Airlines or we'd be shooting them out of the sky.

I could spot the Democrats in the crowd at the Comedy Store Saturday. After every joke they'd hold up paddles which read, How Dare You! and That's Racist! and Too Soon, Argus.

President Trump swore in the new Director of the Secret Service in a White House ceremony on Monday. It so happened that the night before, Secret Service agents shot a man approaching the White House grounds who refused to turn back. To be fair, Joe Biden just thought he was walking home.

The Washington Post called out Democratic speakers for using profane language at their recent anti-Musk rallies. On a bitterly cold day in DC last weekend, Progressive speakers dropped F-bomb after F-bomb ripping DOGE. The sign language interpreter ended up with frostbite on her middle finger.

DOGE fired a contractor who charged the V.A. $56,000 to water plants in its lobby. That's exactly how Mickey Cohen extorted L.A. nightclubs in the 1950s. If I've learned anything from joking about politicians since Watergate, it's that criminals are far less dangerous than a well-organized government.

President Trump appeared with Elon Musk on the White House lawn Tuesday to denounce fire bombings at Tesla dealerships. While standing there, Trump bought a Tesla from Elon and will have it delivered to him at the White House. I hope the delivery guy remembers to wear a suit and say thank you.

DOGE just found a $49,000 Medicaid payment for rehab to a patient who's been dead for one year. The treatment worked. He hasn't had a drink or a drug since March of 2024.

Columbia protests stormed the lobby of Trump Tower Thursday to protest federal detention of a pro-Hamas campus agitator and express support for the cause of Hamas. Some were waving signs that said Queers for Palestine. They might as well hold up signs reading Cinematographers for Baldwin.

- - Argus Hamilton

[cardcutter]

Thanks Pookie.

[deb]

Thanks, Pookie! Fun stuff today. And we need more fun stuff, don’t we?

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie! Fun stuff today. And we need more fun stuff, don’t we?

You're welcome, Deb! We can NEVER have enough.

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thanks Pookie.

You're welcome, cardcutter!

[ricebug]

G'day, Pookie!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!

[pookie18]

G'day, Pookie!

G'day, Ricebug!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!

My pleasure, CL!

[MeganC]

Hi Pookie, did you get permission from the Federal Courts to criticize the Federal Courts? 

[pookie18]

Hi Pookie, did you get permission from the Federal Courts to criticize the Federal Courts? 

I appealed the ruling...

[MeganC]

I appealed the ruling...