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Today's Toons 12/23/24
« on: December 23, 2024, 06:31:59 am »
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

If House budget negotiations result in a shutdown, thousands of government workers will have to stop not working.

The US government may shut down, making no change in the daily routine for Joe Biden.

Donald Trump drew tremendous cheers at the Army-Navy game Saturday when he showed up to enjoy the game. CBS Sports only showed him on camera in the press box for four seconds. This is what happens when you only bring Elon Musk to the game and not Taylor Swift.

Kamala Harris let it be known at the DNC holiday party Sunday that she may run for governor of California in 2026 as a prelude to another presidential campaign bid in 2028. She insisted in her speech that she was not defeated. Kamala refuses to go away quietly into the night, like most drunks.

Kamala Harris served at the central homeless shelter cafeteria in Washington for Thanksgiving Thursday. She helped to cook and stuff the turkeys and bake the yams and handed out dinners to the needy who came to dine. The homeless shelter cafeteria just reeked of Ripple, and then Kamala left.

Donald Trump's online store mixed politics with Christmas by marketing Trump Cologne using a photo of Jill gushing at him in Paris. I just ordered the Biden Stocking Stuffer for my nephew, it's a Get Out of Jail Free card. For an extra $29, I could have gotten a section of the Mexican border wall.

President Biden escaped the media blowback from pardoning Hunter on Sunday by immediately flying off to Africa. He did have one last chore. Before taking off in Air Force One, President Biden issued a second pardon for Hunter absolving him for any crimes he might commit while Joe is in the air.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is now reported to be Trump's back-up candidate for Defense Secretary. The governor lost to Trump in the primaries but he beat Disney World in court. Ron successfully took on Mickey, but was stopped by Donald who will take over the White House from Goofy.

President Biden unleashed gaffe after gaffe during speeches to African leaders Wednesday. Joe also fell asleep onstage during a televised economic symposium with the leaders of Angola, Congo, Zambia and Tanzania. Niger was not invited just to keep Niger from appearing on Biden's teleprompter.

Daniel Penny was acquitted of homicide by a New York jury after he saved subway riders from a vicious attacker. The DA will have no white heroes in New York. In Mission Impossible 9, Tom Cruise saves New York from a nuclear explosion, then Alvin Bragg charges Cruise with harvesting mushrooms without a license.

Donald Trump told NBC's Meet the Press he plans to deport illegal aliens, pardon the jailed January 6 protestors, and extend tax cuts. He wisely said he won't prosecute Joe Biden over all the money he's somehow made. Americans have always felt that a great comedian is worth every penny he gets paid.

Nancy Pelosi was hospitalized and underwent hip replacement surgery in Luxembourg after she was injured in a fall while in Europe to mark the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge. Nancy slipped and fell down a marble staircase. Joe Biden may have lost a step, but he still has his voodoo doll.

Nancy Pelosi is doing fine in a hospital in Germany after having hip replacement surgery and, out of habit, a facelift.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2024, 06:54:23 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2024, 07:06:05 am »
Merry Monday morning before Christmas meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Imagine stating the obvious truth below to any Demoncrat. They would just lie lie lie and deny deny deny, until you wanted to die die die just to get away from them.



Oh, look! The USDA just issued another revision of their "Food Pyramid"!  *****rollingeyes*****




The smartest Demoncrat chick in Congress, at it again:




Thanks again for all the almost-Christmas Ha-ha-haing, Pookie! And enjoy the rest of your Monday!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2024, 08:31:16 am »
Quote from: verga on December 23, 2024, 06:54:23 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2024, 08:33:04 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on December 23, 2024, 07:06:05 am
Merry Monday morning before Christmas meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Imagine stating the obvious truth below to any Demoncrat. They would just lie lie lie and deny deny deny, until you wanted to die die die just to get away from them.



Oh, look! The USDA just issued another revision of their "Food Pyramid"!  *****rollingeyes*****




The smartest Demoncrat chick in Congress, at it again:




Thanks again for all the almost-Christmas Ha-ha-haing, Pookie! And enjoy the rest of your Monday!

My pleasure, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2024, 08:55:25 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2024, 09:42:07 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 23, 2024, 08:55:25 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2024, 09:51:23 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2024, 11:20:55 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toonage, Pookie!  The Argus Extras are a fine breakfast to start the week!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2024, 12:05:26 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on December 23, 2024, 09:51:23 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

My pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2024, 12:05:54 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on December 23, 2024, 11:20:55 am
Thanks for the Monday Toonage, Pookie!  The Argus Extras are a fine breakfast to start the week!!!

You're welcome, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2024, 12:45:19 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2024, 06:50:15 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2024, 02:50:10 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/23/24
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2024, 06:16:55 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 24, 2024, 02:50:10 am
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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