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Today's Toons 10/14/24
« on: October 14, 2024, 04:39:53 am »






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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

FEMA is sitting on billions in disaster relief. The administration is facing a tough decision--give it to Ukraine or give it to Haiti?

The United Nations is having its opening sessions this week with world leaders from every nation addressing the General Assembly. The world is tense. Iran hates Israel, Ukraine hates Russia, and Haitian delegates are furious that Cats closed on Broadway three days before they arrived in New York.

Kamala Harris laid out her economic plan for the nation in Pennsylvania Wednesday a day after Donald Trump laid out his economic program in Georgia. Homeland Security reported Monday that five assassination teams are now targeting Trump, giving Kamala a bragging point. She is creating jobs.

Hezbollah confirms the death of leader Hassan Nasrallah after israeli strikes on Beirut. Hezbollah released the news via empty bean cans and string.

Israel just held first-ever Burning Man Festival. Of course, they call it Hezbollah.

We live in United States of America where anyone can become president. That's the problem.

I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul Pelosi sold 5,000 shares of Visa stock just before the DOJ filed an anti-trust suit against Visa. He made a killing. When House and Senate members are sworn in, they place their right hand over their hearts and recite that it's only insider trading if you get caught.

Donald Trump mocked Kamala for falsely claiming she worked at McDonald's and cooked the fries, and he said he'll go to a McDonald's and cook and eat the fries. Both parties will be watching. After 2 failed assassination attempts, the Democrats are pretty much down to rooting for clogged arteries.

Positions open. The executive turnover rate at Hezbollah is now higher than Boeing.

The administration response to the hurricane was such a disaster that FEMA set up its trailers on the White House lawn.

Last night, my neighbor placed a jack-o-lantern on the front porch after cutting open the top of the pumpkin's head and scooping everything out. Now it's ready to vote.

John Kerry suggests curbing First Amendment rights to stop climate change. And he's the czar? John Kerry couldn't stop a ketchup fight at a Heinz family picnic.

The new Webster Dictionary defines Hitler as anybody who disagrees with you on Facebook.

Churches should stay out of politics. On Sunday our minister quoted Hunter Biden by reminding us that 10% goes to the Big Guy.

Hillary Clinton warned Tuesday if Trump gets elected, it'll end America as we know it now. I wish we could depend on that...

When Biden suddenly appeared in the press room today, reporters were naturally astounded. They'd just seen a ghost.

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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2024, 06:22:19 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2024, 07:54:19 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2024, 08:20:26 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2024, 08:22:02 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2024, 09:12:18 am »
Monday morning mainstream media mooning thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

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Thanks again for helping to get another week off to a great start, Pookie! ;D
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2024, 10:25:44 am »
Ciao Pookie, happy Columbus day and thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2024, 11:06:48 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 14, 2024, 06:22:19 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2024, 11:07:13 am »
Quote from: verga on October 14, 2024, 07:54:19 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2024, 11:07:58 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on October 14, 2024, 08:20:26 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2024, 11:23:49 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on October 14, 2024, 09:12:18 am
Monday morning mainstream media mooning thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Imagine there's no migrants... it isn't hard to do...



Translating words from Bernie-ish into English



The perfect tee-shirt to wear when you head to the polls on November 5th:




Thanks again for helping to get another week off to a great start, Pookie! ;D

My pleasure, as ever & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2024, 11:24:31 am »
Quote from: deb on October 14, 2024, 08:22:02 am
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, Deb!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2024, 11:25:06 am »
Quote from: Jimino on October 14, 2024, 10:25:44 am
Ciao Pookie, happy Columbus day and thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2024, 01:58:01 pm »
A Good Monday Morning, Pookie!!!  Love the Argus Extras!!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/14/24
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2024, 06:35:57 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on October 14, 2024, 01:58:01 pm
A Good Monday Morning, Pookie!!!  Love the Argus Extras!!!!

Mornin', CL!
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