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Today's Toons 9/30/24
« on: September 30, 2024, 04:19:05 am »
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Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky will visit President Biden at the White House today after addressing the UN General Assembly and touring a Pennsylvania ammunition factory. It's wise for Zelensky to keep moving. He could be indicted any time for scamming a senile old man out of $160 billion.

Kamala Harris may visit the Mexican border Friday when she visits Arizona, giving her a chance to point out her successes. That's a tall order. If I remember right, the Biden-Harris border policy peaked back in 2022 when they shot down a Mexican spy balloon and resulted in candy all over El Paso.

Kamala came to the border today to cut the ribbon for a new grand opening.

Taylor Swift took to Twitter after Tuesday's debate to state after watching Kamala's performance she's decided to vote Kamala for president. The singer gave no thought as to what kind of reaction it might provoke in America's heartland. The Kansas City Chiefs just replaced Taylor Swift with Cardi B.

Fox News interviewed House Republicans Wednesday who charged that Trump had a terrible debate and missed chances to expose her past positions. They never came up once. It was the easiest night for Kamala Harris since she was a young prosecutor and Mayor Willie Brown ran out of Viagra.

The Women of the View praised ABC News anchors David Muir and Linsey Davis Wednesday on their debate moderating. It had to be a nasty flashback for the former president. I don't want to say David Muir was out to get Trump but he was asking him the debate questions from a slanted roof.

President Trump vowed on the campaign trail Saturday to remove all U.S. taxes on overtime pay after previously promising not to tax Social Security payments as well as pledging no taxes on tips. This could save his life. At the rate Trump is going, by mid-October nobody's going to want to shoot him.

Kamala Harris addressed a crowd in North Carolina Friday and she promised up to $25,000 in down payment money for first-time buyers. That’s a drop in the bucket where I live. I finally found a house here in Los Angeles I can afford but I’m not sure if it’s legal to buy it from a German Shepherd.

The Palm Beach Sheriffs hosted Donald Trump at the station Monday who dropped by to thank each officer for their lightning-fast response to Sunday's would-be assassin's attempt to escape in his car up the freeway. It might not be the last attempt on his life. The DOJ just offered Trump a pager.

To better protect Trump from assassination the campaign just obtained a restraining order against the FBI and replaced his Secret Service detail with Kyle Rittenhouse.

14 notifications today on Hezbollah Chat that Ahmed has left the group.

Israel has attacked Lebanon with exploding pagers in people's pockets. Netanyahu says Hezbollah hasn't got the balls to respond.

Business is booming in the Middle East. The prophets are flying through the roof.

The Washington Post cited a poll on confidence in the media which show only 30% of the nation trust in the truthfulness of news reports issued by the mass media. The entire mainstream media today sounds like partisan propaganda. The last time I had faith in the news, it was with Huey Lewis.

Hillary Clinton urged the media to get into lockstep and attack Trump daily and suggested jailing purveyors of disinformation Monday. It's a fact about Hillary that late in the Vietnam War, she tried to enlist in the Marines, but she was turned down. Apparently we weren't THAT mad at North Vietnam.

NBC News aired a poll Monday saying that Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris made 6% of the voters more likely to vote for Kamala. But the endorsement also made 13% of the voters less likely to vote for Kamala. Taylor Swift could sing at my funeral and I would still get up and walk out.

The Secret Service Director says Trump will now receive the same protection as Biden. Trump walked outside today and found himself attended by Visiting Angels.

The White House said Friday a peace deal between Israel, Hamas and Hezbollah is off the table after last week's electronic beeper attacks in Lebanon threatened to spread. Here in L.A. the house next door to me suddenly exploded and burst into flames. My neighbor tried to eat my cat so I paged him.

Oprah interviewed Kamala. If you have Smart TV you missed it.

Hezbollah appears to be no match for Operation Grim Beeper.

A Secret Service agent accidentally shot himself yesterday. He was immediately assigned to protect Trump.

- - Argus Hamilton

Not so many Trump signs in my (formerly) conservative neighborhood; they keep getting vandalized by the people from the party of joy and tolerance…

- - Deb Carpenter



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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2024, 05:26:33 am »


Kamala should be forced to take the same 'cognitive test' that Donald Trump passed.
If she makes it past the 'enter name' part, I will be surprised.
Kamala Harris IS mentally retarded.

She loves "space, venn diagrams, slumber parties, and yellow school buses".
She laughs and claps at her own bizarre 'jokes' which no one but her understands.
She is mentally deficient in the medical definition of what that means.
She speaks and acts as if she has the mental age of a 13 year old girl.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2024, 06:19:08 am by 240B »
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2024, 06:36:54 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2024, 06:52:25 am »
Monday morning magnificent montage thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

As we learned over the weekend how Kamalala-la-di-dah released tens of thousands of actual KILLERS, rapists, pedophiles, etc into our country:



While female voters are increasingly realizing they're being "CONned":



Yet according to Kamalala. everything is proceeding as planned:



Have a great rest of your Monday, Pookie!  :whistle:
« Last Edit: September 30, 2024, 06:54:40 am by scottfreitas »
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2024, 07:59:13 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2024, 08:05:05 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2024, 10:01:22 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2024, 10:52:55 am »
Quote from: 240B on September 30, 2024, 05:26:33 am


Kamala should be forced to take the same 'cognitive test' that Donald Trump passed.
If she makes it past the 'enter name' part, I will be surprised.
Kamala Harris IS mentally retarded.

She loves "space, venn diagrams, slumber parties, and yellow school buses".
She laughs and claps at her own bizarre 'jokes' which no one but her understands.
She is mentally deficient in the medical definition of what that means.
She speaks and acts as if she has the mental age of a 13 year old girl.

The Dims would insist that the cognitive test be a take-home test...

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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2024, 10:53:22 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 30, 2024, 06:36:54 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome. Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2024, 10:56:50 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on September 30, 2024, 06:52:25 am
Monday morning magnificent montage thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

As we learned over the weekend how Kamalala-la-di-dah released tens of thousands of actual KILLERS, rapists, pedophiles, etc into our country:



While female voters are increasingly realizing they're being "CONned":



Yet according to Kamalala. everything is proceeding as planned:



Have a great rest of your Monday, Pookie!  :whistle:

My pleasure & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2024, 10:57:27 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on September 30, 2024, 07:59:13 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2024, 10:57:49 am »
Quote from: verga on September 30, 2024, 08:05:05 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2024, 10:58:23 am »
Quote from: Jimino on September 30, 2024, 10:01:22 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2024, 01:29:23 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/30/24
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2024, 02:16:48 pm »
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