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Today's Toons 9/23/24
« on: September 23, 2024, 04:19:32 am »






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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Donald Trump addressed a town hall in Michigan Monday and asked for a GOP Congress so he can pass his plans. He knows a Democratic Congress will plague him with probes. Just last Sunday the Democrats uncovered a new link between Trump and Russia when he was almost shot by a Kalashnikov.

Routh, you didn't need that Biden-Harris sticker on your getaway car. We know.

Trump's now survived 2 impeachments, 4 prosecutions and 2 assassination attempts. Democrats are pretty much down to hoping for a slippery shower surface.

The White House assured the nation today that Trump is safe and the border is secure.

Dick Cheney endorsed Kamala Harris today. Bless his heart. He finally found a weapon of mass destruction.

I went jogging in this 100° heat this morning. After 2 miles I was sweating like Kamala Harris being asked a question.

USA Today says anti-Israel protests resumed on campuses this week. Last week, near UCLA I walked past a protest and one of the Muslim college kids had a booth where he sold copies of the entire Koran on one DVD. Impressed, I asked him to burn me a copy and that's when the trouble started.

The DOJ accused Russia of spreading disinformation online aimed at helping Trump win the election. DOJ cited as disinformation any statistics pointing to higher food prices, higher gas prices and increased migrant crimes. We must face the fact that arithmetic is a legacy of America's racist past.

The DOJ omitted China when it cited Russia for interfering in U.S. politics Tuesday. Chinese spies slept with U.S. Rep. Eric Swalwell, drove Dianne Feinstein's limo, and infiltrated the office of the N.Y. governor. The irresistibility of Chinese influence is that an hour later, politicians are hungry for more.

The Kamala Harris campaign team finally agreed to the microphone rules for the upcoming debate with Donald Trump on Tuesday night on ABC, where the insults are sure to fly fast and furious. I didn't particularly care for Kamala Harris until Trump identified her as a Marxist. I loved Groucho.

Campaign 2024 was reported Sunday to be a race between two election strategies. Trump thinks if he does two interviews a day, he will win. Meanwhile Democrats are using the always-winning strategy which states the less voters know about your plans for them the more likely you are to be elected.

The Democratic Party announced they just raised $300 million in August to defeat Trump. Still, some Democrats began to wonder if the party has strayed off course Friday when Kamala Harris was endorsed by Vladimir Putin and Dick Cheney. I guess Pennywise the scary movie clown is still a holdout.

The Emmy Awards show allows Americans to see the most number of Hollywood movie and TV stars without having to attend a Democratic party fundraiser.

Taylor Swift officially endorsed Kamala Harris.I guess she was waiting to see what Dick Cheney would do.

Eric Burden announced he will be performing without his back-up group during his Ohio tour.

The Haitians in Ohio are all getting EBT cards for groceries. Unfortunately, they think that EBT stands for English Setter, Beagle and Terrier.

I always said Haitians make the best hot dogs.

Big news today... ABC's David Muir says he has accepted a second debate with Trump.

- - Argus Hamilton

We now know what underwear is preferred by Hezbollah terrorists. Fruit of Ka Boom.

- - a reader of American Thinker

Hezbollah going to be forced to use Etch-o-sketches until the Israelis figure out how to hack those devices.

These stinky cavemen don't know what to do. They are terrified of their kitchen appliances now.

Here's an idea...start sending in exploding goats

- - readers of The Gateway Pundit re exploding pagers, etc.


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Offline scottfreitas

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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2024, 06:32:01 am »
More merry Monday morning many-meme'd thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Where, sadly, due to Demoncrats, the subject is still mostly:




Amid more mounting speculation as to why Kamalala looks and sounds like she typically does:



Which doesn't stop her and her cronies from pretending to care about our votes:




Enjoy the rest of the beginning of your week, Pookie!  :patriot:
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2024, 06:48:34 am »
Thanks, pookie!

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Trump's now survived 2 impeachments, 4 prosecutions and 2 assassination attempts. Democrats are pretty much down to hoping for a slippery shower surface.

Makes you wonder about someone who amassed a stash of 1000 bottles of lubricant, doesn't it? What does he know? How does he know it?
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2024, 07:09:51 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2024, 08:21:32 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2024, 09:54:31 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2024, 11:20:36 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on September 23, 2024, 06:32:01 am
More merry Monday morning many-meme'd thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Where, sadly, due to Demoncrats, the subject is still mostly:




Amid more mounting speculation as to why Kamalala looks and sounds like she typically does:



Which doesn't stop her and her cronies from pretending to care about our votes:




Enjoy the rest of the beginning of your week, Pookie!  :patriot:

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2024, 11:21:24 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 23, 2024, 06:48:34 am
Thanks, pookie!

Makes you wonder about someone who amassed a stash of 1000 bottles of lubricant, doesn't it? What does he know? How does he know it?

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2024, 11:22:22 am »
Quote from: verga on September 23, 2024, 07:09:51 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2024, 11:22:53 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on September 23, 2024, 08:21:32 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2024, 11:23:31 am »
Quote from: Jimino on September 23, 2024, 09:54:31 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/23/24
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2024, 01:02:09 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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