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Today's Toons 9/16/24
« on: September 16, 2024, 04:19:41 am »








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Hunter Biden SO loves 3 on 1 action he watched the debate on Porn Hub.

The Hollywood Reporter said that CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC reporters celebrated on the air Tuesday night as if Kamala Harris won the debate and election. They exalted that Donald Trump was as good as dead and buried. Those who forget Halloween movies are doomed to repeat them.

Donald Trump and Kamala Harris debated Tuesday which I'm guessing 24 hours ahead of time got dirty. I'm waiting for her to ask Trump why he was once white but is now orange. I'm waiting for him to ask Kamala if she'd appoint her old boss Mayor Willie Brown to her cabinet or just blow him off.

In the wake of Tuesday night's debate, Donald Trump said today that if elected president, he will remove ABC from the alphabet.

Hurricane Francis makes landfall. One thing we know for sure, Haitian immigrants won't go hungry in Louisiana. Right now it's raining cats and dogs.

Amazon's Alexa is giving people reasons why they should vote for Kamala. It's just a clever ploy to get people to buy post apocalyptic food buckets.

Botany News posted a study estimating there are nine thousand different trees on the earth that have not yet been discovered or categorized by scientists. New plants come into existence over time. Botanists back East just discovered 4 new strains of poison ivy — Columbia, Harvard, Yale and Princeton.

The Postal Service honored President Biden today by placing his portrait on the Hostage Due stamp.

Increasingly I get the feeling the Democratic powers-that-be that enlisted Kamala to be the party's 2024 spokesmodel is because Vanna White turned out to be a Republican.

Democrats want a statue of Joe Biden in DC just like the Lincoln Memorial only he'd be sitting in a beach chair.

Kamala Harris drew notice from the comedians Monday when she spoke in heavy black accent in Detroit. We can see what's next. In El Paso, Kamala will refer to Trump as El Gringo Loco, offer six toasts at a Boston Irish event then vomit onstage, and win the college vote by shouting Allahu Akbar!

Columbia's first day of classes was upended by anti-Israel, anti-Semitic student protestors who stood at campus entry checkpoints and attacked Jewish students as they arrived. Democrats need to be careful. If they keep comparing Trump to Hitler, he may accidentally wind up with a statue at Columbia.

President Biden enjoyed a cheering crowd who came out to see him in Pittsburgh Monday while campaigning. A surprising poll Tuesday revealed Joe Biden's poll numbers have skyrocketed fifteen points since he quit the race. If you give the people what they want, they will show up for you every time.

Ben Stiller told a Democratic Convention reporter he's voting for Kamala because it's time for a change. Who wants to tell him?

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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2024, 05:02:01 am »
Many Monday morning toonage thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Yesterday was another close call for our President Trump, who seemed unfazed (again):


Not surprisingly, the attempted assassin was another far-left loon, as seen by his own social media:




Which again reminds us of the stark contrasts between our two Presidential candidates:







Sigh. I never could figure out why there were TWO assassination attempts on Gerald Ford. Yet with President Trump, I'm having no troubles connecting the dots...


Enjoy your Monday, Pookie. And remember: it wasn't just Trump; we ALL dodged a bullet yesterday (so to speak).
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2024, 07:00:05 am »
Thanks, pookie!

(Remember, Ford had a Rockefeller for veep, and it all falls into place.)
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2024, 09:32:55 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2024, 09:58:53 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2024, 10:40:04 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2024, 11:42:14 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on September 16, 2024, 05:02:01 am
Many Monday morning toonage thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Yesterday was another close call for our President Trump, who seemed unfazed (again):


Not surprisingly, the attempted assassin was another far-left loon, as seen by his own social media:




Which again reminds us of the stark contrasts between our two Presidential candidates:







Sigh. I never could figure out why there were TWO assassination attempts on Gerald Ford. Yet with President Trump, I'm having no troubles connecting the dots...


Enjoy your Monday, Pookie. And remember: it wasn't just Trump; we ALL dodged a bullet yesterday (so to speak).

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2024, 11:43:19 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 16, 2024, 07:00:05 am
Thanks, pookie!

(Remember, Ford had a Rockefeller for veep, and it all falls into place.)

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2024, 11:43:55 am »
Quote from: Jimino on September 16, 2024, 09:32:55 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2024, 11:44:26 am »
Quote from: verga on September 16, 2024, 09:58:53 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2024, 11:44:57 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on September 16, 2024, 10:40:04 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2024, 03:30:00 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2024, 03:41:32 pm »
Yaaay!  Monday Toons and Argus Extras!  Thanks Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
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Re: Today's Toons 9/16/24
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2024, 04:38:11 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on September 16, 2024, 03:41:32 pm
Yaaay!  Monday Toons and Argus Extras!  Thanks Pookie!!!

My pleasure, CL!
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