And calls you Sugar, Honey, Hun, Darlin, etc., and I do mean waitress, not some Tiny Tim ugly dude that calls himself Donella!
I have a story to tell...
I was back east for something or another, and I'd had my fill. Left in the dark, haulin ass for the mountains. Went the low route, heading for Denver, where you make a hard right to head north...
Anyhow, somewhere in Podunk KS, some little whistle stop along the interstate, I pulled off to fuel up, and went looking for a diner... A guy at the truck stop told me where it was, so I come boiling up in my lifted pickup and swing on in.
There's this little cutie of a waitress, *exactly* what you think of, and she greets me... she's about to sit me down, and I ask if she has a big jug of sweet tea... whereupon she rolls her eyes like they do, and said of course they do, to which I replied, "Good! I'm back among my people!"
Quick as that, she comes up against me, knocks my Bailey back on it's strings, gives me this big ol squirmy hug and whispers "Honey hush... we've missed you so much!"
She got a great tip.
