Study says human breathing contributing to global warming

[mystery-ak]

December 15, 2023
Study says human breathing contributing to global warming
By Eric Utter

A new government-funded study out of Britain, conducted by scientists at the U.K. Center for Ecology and Hydrology, purports to show that “human breathing is contributing to greenhouse gas emissions.” Therefore, the study authors are urging "caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible."

    The peer-reviewed study published Wednesday in the Public Library of Science's journal PLOS One investigated greenhouse gas emissions of methane and nitrous oxide in human breath, which allegedly "contribute to global warming."

Well, there it is!  I knew it was coming!  Are you serious about stopping global warming?  Well, then, just stop breathing!  What a boon to depopulationists!  Turns out “we are not the ones we have been waiting for”; we are the problem!

Of course, some of us suck up more air — and are bigger blowhards — than others.  You know who you are.  Al, Greta, John...?

Gee, I wish we had a smarter God, one who didn’t design humans (and most animals) to respirate!  And then have the nerve to say, “Be fruitful and multiply!”

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https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/12/study_says_human_breathing_contributing_to_global_warming.html

[catfish1957]

Getting every envirowhacko to stop breathing is a cause I could get behind.

[Wingnut]

Getting every envirowhacko to stop breathing is a cause I could get behind.

Start with Dee Cee.  Those blowhards contribute more CO2 and methane than any place on earth. 

[Fishrrman]

You knew this was coming.

First, it was carbon dioxide.

When that lie started failing, it became "methane".
That propaganda, too, will fail.

So... now it's going to end up being "oxygen" itself -- far too many humans breathing too much oxygen, and exhaling too much CO2.

Prediction:
By the year 2033, you'll be able to order a Sarco Pod, ready-to-use (with nitrogen bottles), from amazon...

[DefiantMassRINO]

 

D'uh.  The Global Climate Change Jihad against Carbon-Dioxide would eventually come to bite humanity in the keister.

In typical Orwellian Revolutionary standards of eqaulity?  Are some people's breathing more virtuous and justified than that of others?

Does John Kerry get to breathe, and I don't, because Kerry's contributions to humanity are more virtuous and more valuable than my contributions?

File under 'all homo sapiens are equal, but some are more equal than others'.

[rangerrebew]

WRITTEN BY ERIC UTTER ON DEC 15, 2023. POSTED IN LATEST NEWS

Study Says Human Breathing Is Worsening Global Warming

blowing air breathA new government-funded study out of Britain, conducted by scientists at the U.K. Center for Ecology and Hydrology, purports to show that “human breathing is contributing to greenhouse gas emissions.”

Therefore, the study authors are urging “caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible.” [emphasis, links added]


The peer-reviewed study published Wednesday in the Public Library of Science’s journal PLOS One investigated greenhouse gas emissions of methane and nitrous oxide in human breath, which allegedly “contribute to global warming.”

Well, there it is! I knew it was coming! Are you serious about stopping global warming? Well, then, just stop breathing!

What a boon to depopulationists! Turns out “we are not the ones we have been waiting for”; we are the problem!

https://climatechangedispatch.com/study-says-human-breathing-is-worsening-global-warming/

[rangerrebew]

I'll bet the breath of politicians is at least 10 times as bad as the average person.

[ScottinVA]

Considering the breath of leftists is far more fetid and diseased, perhaps we could arrange a faraway penal island for them.  Civilization would be so much better for it.

[sneakypete]

Cool!

The obvious solution seems to be to get the Dims to agree to quit breathing.

[roamer_1]

Well, there. They said the quiet part out loud.

[Wingnut]

There have been like, 6 mass extinctions on earth since the Blue Marble was created.  I'd say we are about due for the 7th.  It will be caused by Man but not globull warming.