Soros, Clinton and the Pope.
Say no more.
Soros, Clinton and the Pope...
...walked into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says:
"Okay. I see we have a Jew, a Protestant and a Catholic. Right. So, what'll you have?"
Clinton: "I'll have that cute blonde over there in the corner".
Soros: "I'll buy your bar, and donate the proceeds to people who hate you".
Pope Francis: "I believe I'll have a glass of Holy Water".
Bartender: "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but we don't serve Holy Water here."
Pope: "That's okay. Just get me a gin and tonic and tell these two assholes to stop asking me to bless them."