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Offline rangerrebew

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Help Save the Planet: Eat Lentils
« on: March 23, 2023, 06:12:19 am »
Help Save the Planet:  Eat Lentils
9 hours ago Kip Hansen 33 Comments
Comment by Kip Hansen — 23 March 2023


Now, you may think I’m trying to put one over on you.  But I’m not, really.  This advice comes from the Washington Post’s Climate Coach.

Say what?  Climate Coach?  Is that like a Life Coach?  A Planet-Saving Life Coach?  Well, sort of – the Post’s Climate Coach is Michael Coren.  Oh, not the famous Canadian theologian, radio host and writer.  A different Michael Coren, this one.

What does he do?  He writes an advice column.  He is the Dear Abby for the climate concerned.  He (and other authors of the Green Living section)  has advised readers of the Washington Post on home composting, how to buy Green Bonds, offered energy-saving tips for our home appliances, advised readers on green funeral options (from composting to natural burial to water cremation – NB: Those with weak stomachs should not follow the link on water cremation.), told us that we you should almost always wash our clothes with cold water and that we should be taking flights on planes burning re-processed French-fry oil.  All in the service of saving the planet, of course.

His latest advice for  the “Save the Planet®” crowd is: “eat lentils every day”.

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2023/03/22/help-save-the-planet-eat-lentils/
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Re: Help Save the Planet: Eat Lentils
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2023, 06:13:15 am »
They make me fart which just befouls the atmosphere! :silly:
The unity of government which constitutes you one people is also now dear to you. It is justly so, for it is a main pillar in the edifice of your real independence, the support of your tranquility at home, your peace abroad; of your safety; of your prosperity; of that very liberty which you so highly prize. But as it is easy to foresee that, from different causes and from different quarters, much pains will be taken, many artifices employed to weaken in your minds the conviction of this truth.  George Washington - Farewell Address

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Re: Help Save the Planet: Eat Lentils
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2023, 06:30:25 am »
My methane production would go way up were I to consume a lot of lentils.

Someone hasn't thought this through...

elevators...subways...MONGO!


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