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You Should Mate With Short People to Fight Climate Change, Expert Says

Tall folks apparently suck up more precious resources.
By Tim Newcomb Published: Jan 19, 2023

An op-ed in the New York Times argues that short people can help save the planet more than tall people can.
An overall reduction in height by just 10 percent could save 87 million tons of food per year.
The logic: When catastrophe strikes, the fewer resources you need, the longer you’ll survive.

In a New York Times op-ed, author Mara Altman lays out several benefits of being small, but none bigger than this one: The shorter you are, the more you’ll help save the planet from peril.

Altman highlights the calculations of the researcher Thomas Samaras, who once estimated that if all citizens of the United State were just 10 percent shorter, and with our same proportions, we’d save 87 million tons of food per year. And that’s just the food.

In short, size matters. If you’re naturally smaller, logic dictates that you’ll use up fewer precious resources, and you’re better suited for long-term survival than your taller counterparts. Mating with someone short, then, may help your kids’ chances at survival, and their kids’ chances, and, well, you get the point.

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Re: You Should Mate With Short People to Fight Climate Change, Expert Says
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2023, 07:40:01 pm »
Biden invites the Pygmy Peoples to fulfill their destinies.

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Re: You Should Mate With Short People to Fight Climate Change, Expert Says
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2023, 08:06:02 pm »
So Global Change Cultists are now height-shaming people?

Short people can still be morbidly obese.  There's no guarantee of a net food calorie savings.

Short people live longer, which means a short person still has the potential to consume more than a tall person during their lifespan.

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Re: You Should Mate With Short People to Fight Climate Change, Expert Says
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2023, 08:14:46 pm »
I guess short people gotta a reason to live after all!  Thank goodness for “small” favors.   :0012:

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Re: You Should Mate With Short People to Fight Climate Change, Expert Says
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2023, 08:31:07 pm »
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