Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023 (Read 260978 times)

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #4250 on:** August 25, 2023, 09:57:08 am »

Quote from: roamer_1 on August 22, 2023, 06:03:21 pm

found a pie recipe in config.sys

Ok, wait, We need to come back to this. Did you try the pie? Was it good? Where can I find a pie recipe in my config.sys file??

DB · « **Reply #4251 on:** August 25, 2023, 10:22:32 am »

Quote from: Polly Ticks on August 25, 2023, 09:57:08 am

Ok, wait, We need to come back to this. Did you try the pie? Was it good? Where can I find a pie recipe in my config.sys file??

22 / 7, close enough for government work...

sneakypete · « **Reply #4252 on:** August 25, 2023, 11:22:30 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on August 25, 2023, 08:58:41 am

@Kamaji

Am I the only one here who hasn't even heard of a "Zoom meeting",never mind know what one is?

DB · « **Reply #4253 on:** August 25, 2023, 11:29:07 am »

Quote from: sneakypete on August 25, 2023, 11:22:30 am

@Kamaji

Am I the only one here who hasn't even heard of a "Zoom meeting",never mind know what one is?

https://zoom.us/

There are others, but it is very common in group meetings that are conducted remotely.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #4254 on:** August 25, 2023, 11:45:27 am »

Quote from: DB on August 25, 2023, 10:22:32 am

22 / 7, close enough for government work...

>groan<

roamer_1 · « **Reply #4255 on:** August 25, 2023, 11:56:54 am »

Quote from: Polly Ticks on August 25, 2023, 09:57:08 am

Ok, wait, We need to come back to this. Did you try the pie? Was it good? Where can I find a pie recipe in my config.sys file??

No, I do not remember the recipe... though I likely had the pie... I can have a lot to say against my ex-MIL... But never let it be said she couldn't cook... That'd be the ex herself

sneakypete · « **Reply #4256 on:** August 25, 2023, 12:03:34 pm »

Quote from: DB on August 25, 2023, 11:29:07 am

https://zoom.us/

There are others, but it is very common in group meetings that are conducted remotely.

@DB

Thanks!

roamer_1 · « **Reply #4257 on:** August 25, 2023, 12:38:53 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on August 25, 2023, 11:22:30 am

@Kamaji

Am I the only one here who hasn't even heard of a "Zoom meeting",never mind know what one is?

@sneakypete
Zoom is like Skype (video-phone software), except for multiple participants at once.

roamer_1 · « **Reply #4258 on:** August 25, 2023, 12:40:05 pm »

oops... asked and answered.

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #4259 on:** August 25, 2023, 12:43:06 pm »

Quote from: DB on August 25, 2023, 10:22:32 am

22 / 7, close enough for government work...

LOL. My husband contracts for the State government. I'll have to pass that one along to him so he can appreciate it, too.

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #4260 on:** August 25, 2023, 12:46:36 pm »

Quote from: roamer_1 on August 25, 2023, 11:56:54 am

No, I do not remember the recipe... though I likely had the pie... I can have a lot to say against my ex-MIL... But never let it be said she couldn't cook... That'd be the ex herself

Hmm. Ok, well good enough. I guess if you DID have the pie, we can guess when and what you were wearing.

roamer_1 · « **Reply #4261 on:** August 25, 2023, 01:00:47 pm »

Quote from: Polly Ticks on August 25, 2023, 12:46:36 pm

Hmm. Ok, well good enough. I guess if you DID have the pie, we can guess when and what you were wearing.

Well... that honor is very specific to pumpkin pie... pre-cut, with spray-on whip cream at the ready... sweet potato pie a ready alternative... but anything else would presume a shower before going back to bed... and that's too complicated for the very early hours.

Kamaji · « **Reply #4262 on:** August 25, 2023, 02:00:16 pm »

240B · « **Reply #4263 on:** August 25, 2023, 06:34:10 pm »

240B · « **Reply #4264 on:** August 25, 2023, 06:50:51 pm »

Has been known to happen.

240B · « **Reply #4265 on:** August 25, 2023, 07:48:34 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4266 on:** August 26, 2023, 07:57:34 am »

corbe · « **Reply #4267 on:** August 26, 2023, 10:30:14 am »

corbe · « **Reply #4268 on:** August 26, 2023, 10:49:37 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4269 on:** August 26, 2023, 10:58:49 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #4270 on:** August 26, 2023, 11:46:52 am »

Quote from: 240B on August 25, 2023, 07:48:34 pm

240B · « **Reply #4271 on:** August 26, 2023, 01:59:00 pm »

240B · « **Reply #4272 on:** August 26, 2023, 02:02:47 pm »

Nope
You do not want that. She's wearing $5000 boobs and that is just the beginning.
Guessing she has 10x in debt, and some scary exboyfriends. Stay away from that.
She smells like massive trouble to me. But no doubt she is a future ex-wife for some fool.

DB · « **Reply #4273 on:** August 26, 2023, 03:18:14 pm »

Plastic doesn't work for me.

240B · « **Reply #4274 on:** August 26, 2023, 04:00:31 pm »

I have done this. When I am in the city walking, when a bum is coming and I get that weird 'feeling' I just know he is coming for me, first thing out of my mouth is, "Scew me sir!, have you got a dollar?" This surprises them so much they just keep on walking. One guy got pissed and yelled, 'That's just what I was fissin' to axe you!" and he kept on walking. The rest of them leave me alone.

Kamaji · « **Reply #4275 on:** August 26, 2023, 04:51:56 pm »

Quote from: 240B on August 26, 2023, 04:00:31 pm

I have done this. When I am in the city walking, when a bum is coming and I get that weird 'feeling' I just know he is coming for me, first thing out of my mouth is, "Scew me sir!, have you got a dollar?" This surprises them so much they just keep on walking. One guy got pissed and yelled, 'That's just what I was fissin' to axe you!" and he kept on walking. The rest of them leave me alone.

I'll have to keep that in mind for the next beggar I walk past!

Kamaji · « **Reply #4276 on:** August 26, 2023, 04:52:08 pm »

Quote from: 240B on August 26, 2023, 02:02:47 pm

Nope
You do not want that. She's wearing $5000 boobs and that is just the beginning.
Guessing she has 10x in debt, and some scary exboyfriends. Stay away from that.
She smells like massive trouble to me. But no doubt she is a future ex-wife for some fool.

240B · « **Reply #4277 on:** August 26, 2023, 05:28:11 pm »

240B · « **Reply #4278 on:** August 26, 2023, 06:45:45 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvr9AMWEU-c

240B · « **Reply #4279 on:** August 26, 2023, 09:08:41 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev373c7wSRg

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4280 on:** August 26, 2023, 09:28:47 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4281 on:** August 27, 2023, 07:32:35 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4282 on:** August 27, 2023, 07:39:32 am »

Recycling is awesome

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4283 on:** August 27, 2023, 07:54:42 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4284 on:** August 28, 2023, 08:04:11 am »

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #4285 on:** August 28, 2023, 09:50:00 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #4286 on:** August 28, 2023, 10:32:33 am »

Quote from: 240B on August 26, 2023, 06:45:45 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvr9AMWEU-c

I remember that sound.

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #4287 on:** August 28, 2023, 10:38:18 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on August 28, 2023, 10:32:33 am

I remember that sound.

Ugh, so do I.
It was the sound of sleepiness and resignation when the on-call pager chimed at 3am and I knew I was going to have to fix someone's sloppy code on the fly.

Kamaji · « **Reply #4288 on:** August 28, 2023, 11:24:21 am »

Quote from: Polly Ticks on August 28, 2023, 10:38:18 am

Ugh, so do I.
It was the sound of sleepiness and resignation when the on-call pager chimed at 3am and I knew I was going to have to fix someone's sloppy code on the fly.

Sorry 'bout that! For me, it meant that I and my best friend in high school were logging onto his dad's home terminal for ARPANET to play a little star trek, or logging onto one of the original text-only BB systems.

Polly Ticks · « **Reply #4289 on:** August 28, 2023, 11:34:54 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on August 28, 2023, 11:24:21 am

Sorry 'bout that! For me, it meant that I and my best friend in high school were logging onto his dad's home terminal for ARPANET to play a little star trek, or logging onto one of the original text-only BB systems.

Yours sounds a lot more fun!

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4290 on:** August 28, 2023, 12:25:10 pm »

240B · « **Reply #4291 on:** August 28, 2023, 01:56:28 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #4292 on:** August 29, 2023, 01:11:22 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #4293 on:** August 30, 2023, 02:10:44 pm »

LOL! I can STILL remember!

DCPatriot · « **Reply #4294 on:** August 30, 2023, 05:14:07 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #4295 on:** August 31, 2023, 02:24:21 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #4296 on:** September 01, 2023, 02:10:22 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #4297 on:** September 01, 2023, 03:27:32 pm »

@pookie18

Because I don't sleep thru the night, notice when you have "early tee times"...posting the TOONS around 4:30AM in the East.

Thought you'd like this....

DCPatriot · « **Reply #4298 on:** September 01, 2023, 03:34:06 pm »

@DCPatriot

No,we are just smarter than those that don't.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #4299 on:** September 01, 2023, 06:44:17 pm »

Quote from: DCPatriot on September 01, 2023, 03:34:06 pm

Backing into parking spots is REQUIRED on oilfield locations.

Imagine the cluster f*ck that would happen if something bad was going down (emergency evacuation of the pad) if people had to back out before driving away.

From there, it gets to be a habit, or at least a common option.

But, now that you mention it...