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Offline Kamaji

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4275 on: August 26, 2023, 04:51:56 pm »
Quote from: 240B on August 26, 2023, 04:00:31 pm
Very clever!
I have done this. When I am in the city walking, when a bum is coming and I get that weird 'feeling' I just know he is coming for me, first thing out of my mouth is, "Scew me sir!, have you got a dollar?" This surprises them so much they just keep on walking. One guy got pissed and yelled, 'That's just what I was fissin' to axe you!" and he kept on walking. The rest of them leave me alone.

I'll have to keep that in mind for the next beggar I walk past!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4276 on: August 26, 2023, 04:52:08 pm »
Quote from: 240B on August 26, 2023, 02:02:47 pm

Nope
You do not want that. She's wearing $5000 boobs and that is just the beginning.
Guessing she has 10x in debt, and some scary exboyfriends. Stay away from that.
She smells like massive trouble to me. But no doubt she is a future ex-wife for some fool.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4277 on: August 26, 2023, 05:28:11 pm »
Any tips?
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4278 on: August 26, 2023, 06:45:45 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4279 on: August 26, 2023, 09:08:41 pm »
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4280 on: August 26, 2023, 09:28:47 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4281 on: August 27, 2023, 07:32:35 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4282 on: August 27, 2023, 07:39:32 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4283 on: August 27, 2023, 07:54:42 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4284 on: August 28, 2023, 08:04:11 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4285 on: August 28, 2023, 09:50:00 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4286 on: August 28, 2023, 10:32:33 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4287 on: August 28, 2023, 10:38:18 am »
Quote from: Kamaji on August 28, 2023, 10:32:33 am
I remember that sound.

Ugh, so do I.
It was the sound of sleepiness and resignation when the on-call pager chimed at 3am and I knew I was going to have to fix someone's sloppy code on the fly.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4288 on: August 28, 2023, 11:24:21 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on August 28, 2023, 10:38:18 am
Ugh, so do I.
It was the sound of sleepiness and resignation when the on-call pager chimed at 3am and I knew I was going to have to fix someone's sloppy code on the fly.

Sorry 'bout that!  For me, it meant that I and my best friend in high school were logging onto his dad's home terminal for ARPANET to play a little star trek, or logging onto one of the original text-only BB systems.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4289 on: August 28, 2023, 11:34:54 am »
Quote from: Kamaji on August 28, 2023, 11:24:21 am
Sorry 'bout that!  For me, it meant that I and my best friend in high school were logging onto his dad's home terminal for ARPANET to play a little star trek, or logging onto one of the original text-only BB systems.

Yours sounds a lot more fun!
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4290 on: August 28, 2023, 12:25:10 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4291 on: August 28, 2023, 01:56:28 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4292 on: August 29, 2023, 01:11:22 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4293 on: August 30, 2023, 02:10:44 pm »


LOL!   I can STILL remember!   :laugh:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4294 on: August 30, 2023, 05:14:07 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4295 on: August 31, 2023, 02:24:21 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4296 on: September 01, 2023, 02:10:22 pm »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4297 on: September 01, 2023, 03:27:32 pm »


@pookie18

Because I don't sleep thru the night, notice when you have "early tee times"...posting the TOONS around 4:30AM in the East.

Thought you'd like this....    :beer:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4298 on: September 01, 2023, 03:34:06 pm »


@DCPatriot

No,we are just smarter than those that don't.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2023, 08:32:54 pm by sneakypete »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #4299 on: September 01, 2023, 06:44:17 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on September 01, 2023, 03:34:06 pm

Backing into parking spots is REQUIRED on oilfield locations.

Imagine the cluster f*ck that would happen if something bad was going down (emergency evacuation of the pad) if people had to back out before driving away.

From there, it gets to be a habit, or at least a common option.

But, now that you mention it... :tongue2:
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