@roamer_1
Me too! Caught myself waddling just walking into the kitchen! 
@DCPatriot It all started back when I was talking to my buddy, walking along... I remember the very moment... I stopped and bent over to pick up a quarter and did that old man grunt-talking thing as I bent over to pick it up...
It's been downhill ever since. Now I see a quarter on the ground I say, "Hey, there's a quarter!" And keep on walking.
I ain't found a grabber that can pick up a quarter from a sidewalk... yet...
