Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023 (Read 243639 times)

Kamaji · « **Reply #1800 on:** April 11, 2023, 07:19:41 pm »

Quote from: Slide Rule on April 11, 2023, 07:09:57 pm

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1801 on:** April 11, 2023, 09:03:16 pm »

5 years or so back I had stones. They took a look and took a photo. There were about 5 dozen.
The largest was about 4 mm. The procedure pulverized the stones and the grains were caught
and removed.

My stones are acid based. You can test them. I have taken potassium citrate pills and have not
had any pass since. They are painful to pass.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1802 on:** April 11, 2023, 09:25:12 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on April 11, 2023, 10:20:05 am

@Kamaji

I have no idea who "him" is,but judging from those eyes and that "smile",he needs to abandon everything he has left where she lives,and haul ass to another state if he knows what is good for him.

Maybe even put in for a legal name change.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1803 on:** April 11, 2023, 09:28:56 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on April 11, 2023, 12:13:13 pm

@Kamaji

How did you find that photo of my ex? Whoever took the photo must have gotten her drunk,because she is smiling.

I wish him a swift recovery.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1804 on:** April 11, 2023, 09:31:03 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on April 11, 2023, 03:07:43 pm

@Kamaji

Just looking at the photo gets me frustrated and makes my head hurt.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1805 on:** April 12, 2023, 06:32:45 am »

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Slide Rule · « **Reply #1807 on:** April 12, 2023, 07:51:44 am »

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Kamaji · « **Reply #1809 on:** April 12, 2023, 09:07:59 am »

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Kamaji · « **Reply #1818 on:** April 12, 2023, 01:47:17 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1819 on:** April 12, 2023, 04:19:59 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1820 on:** April 12, 2023, 04:20:51 pm »

DCPatriot · « **Reply #1821 on:** April 12, 2023, 05:58:07 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1822 on:** April 12, 2023, 06:33:03 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1823 on:** April 12, 2023, 06:35:32 pm »

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1824 on:** April 12, 2023, 06:38:42 pm »

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240B · « **Reply #1825 on:** April 12, 2023, 09:09:27 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1826 on:** April 12, 2023, 09:10:44 pm »

Cyber Liberty · « **Reply #1827 on:** April 12, 2023, 09:13:47 pm »

Quote from: 240B on April 12, 2023, 09:09:27 pm

That just pisses me off....

240B · « **Reply #1828 on:** April 12, 2023, 09:29:19 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1829 on:** April 13, 2023, 06:51:31 am »

Quote from: 240B on April 12, 2023, 09:29:19 pm

Kamaji · « **Reply #1830 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:05:59 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1831 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:09:22 am »

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Kamaji · « **Reply #1835 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:12:42 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1836 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:44:40 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1837 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:47:18 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1838 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:48:11 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1839 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:53:00 am »

It's Science

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1840 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:54:07 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1841 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:57:48 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1842 on:** April 13, 2023, 08:00:30 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1843 on:** April 13, 2023, 10:01:52 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1844 on:** April 13, 2023, 10:02:30 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1845 on:** April 13, 2023, 10:03:11 am »

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Kamaji · « **Reply #1847 on:** April 13, 2023, 01:22:11 pm »

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Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1849 on:** April 13, 2023, 02:19:57 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on April 13, 2023, 07:10:54 am

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1850 on:** April 13, 2023, 02:20:55 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on April 13, 2023, 07:47:18 am

Free Oxygen!

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1851 on:** April 13, 2023, 02:23:17 pm »

Quote from: Slide Rule on April 13, 2023, 07:53:00 am

It's Science

But which came first? Kind of a chicken/egg thing.

You'd have to be dumb to eat paint chips, which make you more dumb, but if you were already dumb, you'd just get dumber, and anywhere along that continuum of decline you can trust Government...

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1852 on:** April 13, 2023, 02:25:18 pm »

Quote from: Slide Rule on April 13, 2023, 07:54:07 am

Well, there is still the guy selling oats...

Maybe they know something we don't?

Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #1853 on:** April 13, 2023, 11:48:00 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1854 on:** April 14, 2023, 11:37:19 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1855 on:** April 14, 2023, 11:38:28 am »

240B · « **Reply #1856 on:** April 14, 2023, 02:57:58 pm »

Jack and I surly would be great friends. That is a picture of ME, when I come out after a month long drinking binge.
He is bloated and swollen from dehydration. Hasn't shaved or showered in weeks. Just like me.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1857 on:** April 14, 2023, 03:56:30 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1858 on:** April 14, 2023, 03:59:11 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1859 on:** April 14, 2023, 05:00:16 pm »

Quote from: Slide Rule on April 14, 2023, 03:59:11 pm

240B · « **Reply #1860 on:** April 14, 2023, 10:40:41 pm »

Yeah. We'd be happy even if they where almost naked.

If the guy is not your father or brother, and he is under 55 paying lots of attention to you, then ... yes.
There is a high probability that he wants you naked.

corbe · « **Reply #1861 on:** April 14, 2023, 11:18:19 pm »

I am truly blessed that I found a Beautiful Woman that likes to be Naked.
It is a Spiritual thing to disregard even the fig leaves.

240B · « **Reply #1862 on:** April 15, 2023, 12:21:09 am »

That woman did something very evil to that elephant, and elephants never forget.
Eleanor, the Corpse Defiler

sneakypete · « **Reply #1863 on:** April 15, 2023, 12:29:57 am »

Quote from: 240B on April 15, 2023, 12:21:09 am

That woman did something very evil to that elephant, and elephants never forget.

@240B

I like him.

He must have had a good cause to do that,or he wouldn't have done it.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1864 on:** April 15, 2023, 03:33:59 am »

Quote from: sneakypete on April 15, 2023, 12:29:57 am

@240B

I like him.

He must have had a good cause to do that,or he wouldn't have done it.

Yeah...I have no idea what she did to piss it off, but I will accept that as an object lesson.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1865 on:** April 15, 2023, 05:14:18 am »

Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 15, 2023, 03:33:59 am

Yeah...I have no idea what she did to piss it off, but I will accept that as an object lesson.

@Smokin Joe

That level of anger almost guarantees it involved a calf.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1866 on:** April 15, 2023, 05:16:14 am »

Quote from: sneakypete on April 15, 2023, 05:14:18 am

@Smokin Joe

That level of anger almost guarantees it involved a calf.

@sneakypete Yep. And I thought mama bear was bad juju.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1867 on:** April 15, 2023, 05:51:13 am »

Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 15, 2023, 05:16:14 am

@sneakypete Yep. And I thought mama bear was bad juju.

@Smokin Joe

A mad mama bear will just kill you. A mad mama elephant will kill you AND the car you tried to hide in.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1868 on:** April 15, 2023, 07:41:50 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1869 on:** April 15, 2023, 07:46:49 am »

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1870 on:** April 15, 2023, 08:17:21 am »

Quote from: Slide Rule on April 15, 2023, 07:46:49 am

I remember the metal ones with screw caps...

corbe · « **Reply #1871 on:** April 15, 2023, 08:56:30 am »

small pot container?

catfish1957 · « **Reply #1872 on:** April 15, 2023, 09:13:08 am »

Quote from: corbe on April 15, 2023, 08:56:30 am

small pot container?

Besides the obvious intended use (not going to give it away) I used them to hold quarters for the Washateria way way back in the Day.

There were always spares of these around for use, for when you "messed up" a roll.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1873 on:** April 15, 2023, 09:40:54 am »

Quote from: corbe on April 15, 2023, 08:56:30 am

small pot container?

Actually, one held just about the right charge of calcium carbide for a carbide lamp. We'd each have a dozen or so either in packs or in the pouches of M1 Garand ammo belts on us while crawling around in caves... They were watertight, for the most part, and that made them ideal.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1874 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:25:55 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1875 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:30:05 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1876 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:30:48 am »

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Kamaji · « **Reply #1878 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:32:59 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1879 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:33:24 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1880 on:** April 15, 2023, 12:28:36 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1881 on:** April 15, 2023, 12:30:15 pm »

Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 15, 2023, 08:17:21 am

I remember the metal ones with screw caps...

Me too.

Right_in_Virginia · « **Reply #1882 on:** April 15, 2023, 01:58:01 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1883 on:** April 15, 2023, 03:59:26 pm »

Yep. I can vouch for this.

corbe · « **Reply #1884 on:** April 15, 2023, 04:04:45 pm »

240B · « **Reply #1885 on:** April 15, 2023, 07:13:18 pm »

This is a different world than the one I was raised in. This would never work for me.
If my mother/sister/brother had any access to my money, they would take it all.
Not talking bad about them. Not trying to put them down. It is just what they are. They simply can't help it.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1886 on:** April 15, 2023, 09:42:14 pm »

Quote from: 240B on April 15, 2023, 07:13:18 pm

This is a different world than the one I was raised in. This would never work for me.
If my mother/sister/brother had any access to my money, they would take it all.
Not talking bad about them. Not trying to put them down. It is just what they are. They simply can't help it.

That may be... but half of nothing is just that. Nothing. The fact he doesn't own it is tighter than a pre-nup.

Hoodat · « **Reply #1887 on:** April 15, 2023, 11:36:39 pm »

Quote from: corbe on April 15, 2023, 08:56:30 am

small pot container?

B-I-N-G-O

DCPatriot · « **Reply #1888 on:** April 16, 2023, 01:52:27 am »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #1889 on:** April 16, 2023, 07:29:49 am »

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Kamaji · « **Reply #1891 on:** April 16, 2023, 10:57:23 am »

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