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« Reply #328 on: January 17, 2023, 09:13:24 am »


@Slide Rule

THAT has to rank right up there at the top with "The LEAST clever plans of all time".

Bet he doesn't do that twice.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #333 on: January 17, 2023, 11:43:46 am »
*reads in Carl Sagan's voice*
Cannot help but wonder how many readers will understand what is meant by this.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #337 on: January 17, 2023, 11:47:00 am »
*reads in Carl Sagan's voice*
Cannot help but wonder how many readers will understand what is meant by this.

Literally from scratch I would assume - meaning the most basic known elements...

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« Reply #338 on: January 17, 2023, 11:50:18 am »
*reads in Carl Sagan's voice*
Cannot help but wonder how many readers will understand what is meant by this.

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;
; assemble and link with:
; nasm -f elf test.asm && gcc -m32 -o test test.o
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section .text

extern printf   ; If you need other functions, list them in a similar way

global main

main:

    mov eax, 0x59  ; The 'Y' character
    push eax
    push message
    call printf
    add esp, 8     ; Restore stack - 4 bytes for eax, and 4 bytes for 'message'
    ret

message db 'The character is: %c', 10, 0

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #339 on: January 17, 2023, 11:57:25 am »
Even Assembly was a step up from Machine Code.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #340 on: January 17, 2023, 12:02:03 pm »
Code: [Select]
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; assemble and link with:
; nasm -f elf test.asm && gcc -m32 -o test test.o
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section .text

extern printf   ; If you need other functions, list them in a similar way

global main

main:

    mov eax, 0x59  ; The 'Y' character
    push eax
    push message
    call printf
    add esp, 8     ; Restore stack - 4 bytes for eax, and 4 bytes for 'message'
    ret

message db 'The character is: %c', 10, 0

Ah... Written a lot of assembly for CPUs, Controllers and DSPs... My first go was machine language without an assembler using a big sheet of grid paper using a pencil and eraser for a Z80... Then wrote a two pass assembler in IBM BASIC because I couldn't afford buying one for an 8748...

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #341 on: January 17, 2023, 12:05:49 pm »
Even Assembly was a step up from Machine Code.


Yep. A wire-wrapped Z80 and the required other parts were the first experience I had with a CPU. Not a kit. Not from a magazine. Just dove in...

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #342 on: January 17, 2023, 12:09:39 pm »

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #343 on: January 17, 2023, 12:10:28 pm »

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too. -Yogi Berra

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #344 on: January 17, 2023, 12:16:20 pm »
During this era, everybody in programming was obsessed with what was was called "readability".
It was all the rage in the industry at the time.

Some platforms had buttons/switches on the front panel and you entered the program manually one bit/one instruction at a time. When you hit run the thing would light up like a christmas tree.

Every computer on TV and Movies always has blinking lights. Makes me laugh. The old computers had blinking lights on the front panel displaying each instruction it was running in binary in real time. The only reason those blinking lights were there was so the programmers would know the computer was still running and had not crashed.

But to see blinking lights on mainframes in the 60s and 70s such as Star Trek and other Sci Fi shows, was ridiculous television theatrics. By then the blinking "I'm still working" lights, while fun to look at, were mostly gone.

P.S. I should note the only reason I know these things is from military training. In the 80s, the military was decades behind in technology. But it was a Great experience in 1950s technology. I wasn't even born when Star Trek came out. Did not want to give the wrong impression.
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #345 on: January 17, 2023, 12:40:24 pm »
Even Assembly was a step up from Machine Code.


My intro to machine code was certain game programs one could get for the Atari 800 from a computing magazine, back in the early 1980s.  You would enter in lines and lines and lines of hex numbers, and then the program would run.  It was the only way to get sprite movement that didn't show the different raster lines.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2023
« Reply #346 on: January 17, 2023, 12:48:05 pm »

But all the rest of those guys are needed to keep up with the Federal/state/local rules and code changes.
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