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Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
‘Brilliant’ director of Pentagon space office often acted ‘like a 13-year-old boy,’ co-workers said
By Rachel S. Cohen
 Friday, Dec 16

 
It began with a pair of sparkly pants.

Around the time he became director of the Pentagon’s Space Security and Defense Program in 2013, Andrew Cox received a framed pair of tight, silver pants as a gag gift. He hung the glittery jeans behind his office door with a note: “Break here in the event of an emergency.”

He occasionally joked that the pants could seduce Washington officials into giving SSDP more funding.

At a workplace holiday party a few years later, Cox received a silver case filled with sex toys and other paraphernalia. And in 2018, the high-ranking civilian donned a “mankini” — over his clothes — that he was given at the office’s “Bad Santa” party, in front of several dozen SSDP employees and their families.

The mankini made at least one other appearance at the office.

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2022/12/17/space-force-official-kept-job-after-ig-investigated-sex-toys-at-work/
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Re: Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2022, 06:49:21 pm »
This isn't the woke military we love, going after someone for having sex toys at his duty station.  I would think the woke military would have allowed him to have display cases for his toys and condoms; a bed in case of an "emergency;" and a film making room. :tongue2:
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Re: Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2022, 08:30:46 pm »
Is this a friend of Sam Brinton?
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Re: Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2022, 09:04:15 pm »
Is that a rocket in your pants.....?
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Re: Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2022, 09:55:20 pm »
Is that a rocket in your pants.....?


Nah...I'm just glad to see ya.

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Re: Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2022, 11:05:50 pm »
This isn't the woke military we love, going after someone for having sex toys at his duty station. I would think the woke military would have allowed him to have display cases for his toys and condoms; a bed in case of an "emergency;" and a film making room. :tongue2:
Yeah but was he keeping his sex toys in his duty station or his doody station..........never mind no one wants the answer to that  :3:

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Re: Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2022, 11:19:16 pm »
Kinda puts a different spin on orbital insertion...
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Re: Space Force official kept job after IG investigated sex toys at work
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2022, 11:25:35 pm »
Kinda puts a different spin on orbital insertion...

Or keeping your eye on the ball...