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Offline rangerrebew

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 US Customs and Border Patrol Officers seize over 750 pounds of undeclared bologna and cheese in El Paso
 
By Angela Bonilla
Published: Oct. 30, 2022 at 6:14 PM EDT|Updated: 19 hours ago

EL PASO, Texas (KWTX) - The U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers seized 484 pounds of bologna and 285 pound cheese in downtown El Paso.

Officers at the Paso Del Norte border crossing at 1:30 a.m. Oct. 27 seized seized 484 pounds of bologna after a 32-year-old U.S. citizen driving a pickup truck applied for entry.

The CBP officer at the primary inspection booth detected nervousness during the routine interview and directed the driver to the secondary inspection area.

Officers continued the exam and located 44 rolls of Mexican bologna hidden in the vehicle’s toolbox and under a blanket on the floor of the truck.

https://www.kwtx.com/2022/10/30/us-customs-border-patrol-officers-seize-over-750-pounds-undeclared-bologna-cheese-el-paso/
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Damn, you know things are bad when Mexican drug cartels start trafficking in illicit bologna and cheese.
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My Bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll say,
Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
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My Bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll say,
Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!

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By the title I thought that this was from Babylon Bee. 

Boy, what a catch.

???  750 lbs. of undeclared bologna and cheese? I wouldn't think it would have much of a resale value. Then there's the whole issue of the food spoiling ... perhaps it was frozen.  :shrug:
« Last Edit: October 31, 2022, 11:15:11 pm by libertybele »
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