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« Reply #1310 on: February 08, 2022, 05:25:33 pm »
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« Reply #1311 on: February 08, 2022, 06:44:42 pm »
Gonna have to save this one.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Good guy room mate
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #1320 on: February 08, 2022, 07:31:49 pm »
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« Reply #1321 on: February 08, 2022, 08:56:36 pm »

Owen forgot "No Tats!"
And no piercings. When I see a beautiful woman or girl with a tackle box of crap in her face, eyebrows, nose, mouth, cheeks, immediate turn off. Not only because they are ugly and uncomfortable, which they certainly are. But rather this is a big red flag that the woman is mentally ill. If they are not doing it for tribal, cultural, religious or traditional reasons, she obviously hates herself and wants to evolve into a different kind of being.

The same with tattoos encompassing most of their body. This is obviously an illness and a manifestation of self-hate.

It is funny to watch the purple-hair liberal freak out over a man talking truthfully like men think. No doubt Owen knows he has no chance in hell of getting what he's asking for. He is only going to attract trouble in the form of homeless girls or drug addicts both of which only intend to rob him for whatever they can get.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #1322 on: February 09, 2022, 12:51:45 am »

Boy that would suck if you were in a wheel chair.

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« Reply #1329 on: February 09, 2022, 08:25:04 am »
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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« Reply #1330 on: February 09, 2022, 08:25:45 am »
Talk about delayed development!



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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #1332 on: February 09, 2022, 08:41:46 am »
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #1333 on: February 09, 2022, 08:58:39 am »


@Kamaji

Been there,done that,several times.

Went several years driving cars or trucks people gave me to get them out of their yards.

Thanks to the zoning assholes,there are no longer any such thing as "back yard cars" that you can get for free.

Yeah,most of them needed a battery or some minor repair,but they were cars or trucks that people used to drive every day before they bought a new one,and they kept it for a "spare" just in case they needed it.

The one I remember the most was probably the worse one anyone ever gave me. It was a VERY rusted out 59 Olds,and I had to hitchhike 50 miles to go get it.

A relative gave it to me and told me it was a running and driving car. I get there and manage to get it started,and when I put it in gear nothing happened. I literally sat in it and smoked a cigarette while waiting to see if it would move.

The male relative claimed "I don't know what is wrong with it. It moved fine when I parked it there.

Checked the trans fluid as best as I could without it running,and it had some trans fluid.

Had to hitchhike to a parts store because the relative was "too busy" to give me a ride. Bought a couple of cans of brake fluid,hitchiked back,poured both into the trans filler tube,and was able to drive it away. Hell,I drove the damn thing for 2 years and only parked it because I had the money to buy something better.

And,of course,the instant it started to move under it's own power the relative told me I needed to pay him for it or he wanted it back.

I told him to kiss my big red ass and to sign and give me the title or I would Biden him up, and then drove away. Good thing nobody checked the license tags I put on it to drive it home because they were a couple of years old.

 Yeah,I had to pop rivet a few patches over the roof to keep from getting wet when it rained,but I had a car and could now get a job because I had a way to get back and forth to work. IIRC,other than gas, the brake fluid in the trans,some cheap used tires,and the pop rivets,I don't think I spent 50 bucks on it the whole time I drove it.

My father sold it for scrap one day while I wasn't home and kept the money,but by then I had something better to drive. He was an bleep on his good days.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #1334 on: February 09, 2022, 09:03:37 am »


@Kamaji   @sneakypete

How I wish "How It's Made" would do a spin-off titled "How It Works".

Because, I had to "Push and Pop the Clutch" more than once in my younger days and STILL can't figure out the 'How'...let alone the 'Why' it works.
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« Reply #1335 on: February 09, 2022, 09:49:39 am »
@Kamaji   @sneakypete

How I wish "How It's Made" would do a spin-off titled "How It Works".

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Because, I had to "Push and Pop the Clutch" more than once in my younger days and STILL can't figure out the 'How'...let alone the 'Why' it works.

@DCPatriot

It works with standard shift cars because once you get it rolling,jump into it,and put it in gear,the weight of the moving car turns the engine over fast enough to start it once you put the car in gear and let the clutch out.

You can't push start a modern car with an automatic transmission.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #1345 on: February 09, 2022, 01:04:34 pm »


@DCPatriot

It works with standard shift cars because once you get it rolling,jump into it,and put it in gear,the weight of the moving car turns the engine over fast enough to start it once you put the car in gear and let the clutch out.

You can't push start a modern car with an automatic transmission.
The older Ford cast iron C-3  automatic trannies (1960s) would push start (well, pull start--you had to get them up to 30 or so to pull it off).
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2022
« Reply #1346 on: February 09, 2022, 01:50:02 pm »


Out of steaks and back to beans, I once spent most of a year finding hills to park on, till I had enough to replace the clutch. The clutch itself was only maybe 15 bucks, but I knew dang well it needed the works, and refused to split the case till I knew I had enough to do it right.

IIRC correctly, the e-brake gave out right toward the end and drove the deal forward. I think that truck made it a month past the new clutch before I sold it to put some seed corn back in my pocket, and from that pulled myself back into eating steaks for a while.


But yeah... I know all about push-starting a stick.


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Durrr....


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