Today's Toons 6/14/21

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Homeland Security announced with a straight face that the U.S. border with Mexico is secured. Coyotes are charging Guatemalans ten thousand dollars apiece to smuggle them into the United States. The good news is, at that price, at least we're getting people with good credit scores.

President Biden asked the intelligence agencies to ascertain if Covid started in a Wuhan lab or from an infected bat in a Chinese wet market near the lab. In addition Biden boasted that under his direction, half of Americans are now vaccinated. Yes, but that's thanks largely to the mail-in shots.

Senate Democrats vowed to pass the Infrastructure Bill by a simple majority vote if the GOP senators don't accept their terms. Senate Democrats may have a tough time rounding up the tie- breaking vote. Elizabeth Warren is not allowed to enter the country due to the travel ban on Indians.

Memorial Day allowed Americans to pay tribute to the Americans who paid the ultimate price to defend our way of life. It's a time for the sincerest gratitude. And that's why President Biden for his part paid a visit to a local cemetery where he laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Voter.

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was sued for her policy of minority-only press availability. She herself is married to a Caucasian women. This morning, Lori Lightfoot's wife asked her why she came home last night at three in the morning, but Lori said she no longer takes questions from whites.

Black Lives Matter founding director Patrisse Cullors disclosed she's stepping down to focus on her second book and a TV deal with Warner Brothers. They've been trying to erase much of U.S. history. BLM protesters won't be happy until Washington and Lee College is re-named And College.

Ohio held a statewide drawing to get people to take their Covid shots and awarded one million dollars to the winner in a lottery called Vax-A-Million. Why stop there? Let's also have illegal immigrants hunt down sexual offenders for a chance at U.S. citizenship and call it Aliens vs. Predators.

US News and World Report reported during recent Hamas rocket attacks against Israel from Gaza, that seven hundred of their own rockets landed on Gaza. Meanwhile, the Associated Press office in Gaza reported it has moved. It was previously on the third floor and is now in the basement.

President Biden predicted that his six trillion dollars in spending proposals would be passed by Congress one way or the other and implemented this year. Critics say it could crash the dollar. I'd feel safer if Corona Virus called a press conference to tell us how to save ourselves from government.

Facebook announced it will no longer erase posts that contend the virus came from a Chinese lab. That's so merciful of the censors. It's accepted as fact now that you'll get thrown in Facebook jail for doing either of two things, if you post something false or if you post something that's too true.

The New York Post published an e-mail from a Ukraine energy oligarch thanking Hunter Biden for setting up dinner in DC with him and Joe when Joe was VP. The son is going places. Hunter's political ambition is to be elected Mayor of Philadelphia because he heard there was crack in the Liberty Bell.

Coca-Cola officials backed off last month's directive telling white employees to start acting less white in the workplace. Company officials had been barraged by media propaganda. You know the brainwashing is real when white people are protesting against white people for being white people.

-- Argus Hamilton

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[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for starting the week in grand style!

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Ciao Pookie, thanks for starting the week in grand style!

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