I, as a citizen of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, hereby sue Texas for the harm its flatulent bovines are causing the citizens of Massachusetts by causation of Global Climate Change and rising oceans.
I also sue to have George W. Bush unelected, and that his name and likeness shall be struck from all monuments and obilesks. So let it be written, so let it be done, comrade.
P.S., we want to take away all your guns and shutdown your oil and gas wells ... for the children.