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Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« on: April 09, 2021, 01:12:19 am »
Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
April 8th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com



TALLAHASSEE, FL—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run for president in 2024.

"What are you talking about? This is how I've always looked!" said DeSantis to questioning reporters. "And I don't appreciate it, OK? You are fake news. And frankly, it's disgraceful. Some people might even say you're losers, too. Many people are saying that, anyway. Enemies of the people. Sad."

DeSantis then turned in early to practice his grand accordion hand gestures and say "you are fake news" over and over again to the mirror.

Fans of the governor are saying that he's never looked more presidential than he does now, suggesting he could be a "shoe-in" to win in 2024.

"He's just the candidate we're looking for," said Fudd McGillicutty, Florida man. "For some reason that I can't place my finger on, he makes me feel excitement I haven't felt since 2016!"

DeSantis is currently on the hunt for a mild-mannered Christian governor from the Midwest to serve as his running mate.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-dyes-hair-gets-spray-tan-in-preparation-for-2024-presidential-run
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2021, 01:15:17 am »
Lol Jr Orange Man
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2021, 01:19:48 am »
I see some humor, but the truth is, he'll be a target soon enough.  The left will come up with a way to try and destroy him. It's just a matter of time.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2021, 02:06:02 am »
Quote from: libertybele on April 09, 2021, 01:19:48 am
I see some humor, but the truth is, he'll be a target soon enough.  The left will come up with a way to try and destroy him. It's just a matter of time.

They're already working on it.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2021, 02:38:32 am »
Quote from: skeeter on April 09, 2021, 01:15:17 am
Lol Jr Orange Man

 :laugh:   DeSantis really is trying to be a mini-orange man  .... See video below.  @skeeter   


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Hint:  to better focus on the gestures, watch the video with the sound muted   333cleo   
 
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Interesting. It does match.

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Gonna need the @ScottAdamsSays body language take on DeSantis incorporating the Trump hand gestures

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https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1379508469837881344   




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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2021, 02:44:16 am »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on April 09, 2021, 02:38:32 am
:laugh:   DeSantis really is trying to be a mini-orange man  .... See video below.  @skeeter   

Funny. It’s so close it almost looks like a deep fake.

« Last Edit: April 09, 2021, 02:45:11 am by skeeter »
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2021, 02:44:47 am »
This reminds me of the time Al Gore was told to look "more Presidential" in a debate.  He came on stage with a Ronald Reagan haircut and rouge on his cheeks.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2021, 02:45:08 am »
Quote from: BassWrangler on April 09, 2021, 02:06:02 am
They're already working on it.

Yup.  CBS' 60 Minutes is leading the pack. 
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2021, 02:54:15 am »
DeSantis was catching a lot of flak over his endorsement from President Trump.  The opposition was saying all he has is Trump, all he knows is Trump --- and of course they would they rip into Trump.

The DeSantis campaign came out with this ad --- which I think was very funny AND it shut up the opposition:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YP_zZJFXs
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2021, 04:51:35 am »
Quote from: BassWrangler on April 09, 2021, 02:06:02 am
They're already working on it.


I hope Trump doesn't run in 2024, and instead endorses DeSantis.   DeSantis has all of the positives of Trump, and I think he'd be much more effective.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2021, 11:51:16 am »
Quote from: dfwgator on April 09, 2021, 04:51:35 am

I hope Trump doesn't run in 2024, and instead endorses DeSantis.   DeSantis has all of the positives of Trump, and I think he'd be much more effective.
I agree.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2021, 02:31:48 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on April 09, 2021, 01:19:48 am
I see some humor, but the truth is, he'll be a target soon enough.  The left will come up with a way to try and destroy him. It's just a matter of time.

He is well aware of the institutional bias at all levels, and seems to possess enough backbone and media savvy.  I think he just needs to avoid any legitimate screwups.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2021, 07:43:56 pm »
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on April 09, 2021, 02:54:15 am
DeSantis was catching a lot of flak over his endorsement from President Trump.  The opposition was saying all he has is Trump, all he knows is Trump --- and of course they would they rip into Trump.

The DeSantis campaign came out with this ad --- which I think was very funny AND it shut up the opposition:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YP_zZJFXs

LOVE IT!    :patriot:

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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2021, 07:51:26 pm »
P.S. I loathe SATIRE.   SAME AS FAKE NEWS TO ME.  We have enough fake news......

Why, why the 'need' for SATIRE?   
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2021, 07:53:53 pm »
Quote from: LegalAmerican on April 09, 2021, 07:51:26 pm
P.S. I loathe SATIRE.   SAME AS FAKE NEWS TO ME.  We have enough fake news......

Why, why the 'need' for SATIRE?

Pffff...

Thank goodness for my daily dose of Babylon Bee.  If things like this bother you, you apparently  take things, and yourself in general too seriously.

Personally, satire is my favorite form of comedy.  Try to lighten up a bit.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2021, 08:01:46 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on April 09, 2021, 07:53:53 pm
Pffff...

Thank goodness for my daily dose of Babylon Bee.  If things like this bother you, you apparently  take things, and yourself in general too seriously.

Personally, satire is my favorite form of comedy.  Try to lighten up a bit.

Agreed .... laughter is good for the mind, heart and soul!

We need a reprieve from all the news of devastation happening to our country.
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2021, 08:21:35 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on April 09, 2021, 11:51:16 am
I agree.

I second that emotion!  DeSantis is much younger. Trump's endorsement would be beneficial.  Perhaps that's why all the Trumps have decided to move to FL, to ban together to help politically.







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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2021, 03:04:40 am »
P.S. POTUS TRUMP does not use any spray tan.  He tans naturally when he plays golf.  That is his natural color.

 Just like Boehner was accused of having orange skin. 
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2021, 03:11:47 am »
   With all due respect @LegalAmerican does he wear welding googles on the Golf course to get those racoon eyes he always showed up with?   :shrug:
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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2021, 03:24:50 am »
Quote from: LegalAmerican on April 10, 2021, 03:04:40 am
P.S. POTUS TRUMP does not use any spray tan.  He tans naturally when he plays golf.  That is his natural color.

 Just like Boehner was accused of having orange skin.

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Re: Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2021, 03:31:48 am »
   It would make for an interesting poll question.

   Does Trump use a sprayon or a booth, neither or both.
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