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Live Inauguration Thread?...w/Poll
« on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 06:42 am »
As of now I am not doing a live thread tomorrow..I don't plan on turning the television on, I just can't watch.

I would like to see Trump's farewell though.

If anyone wants to do one please do.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 06:43 am »
Don't care what happens.   I am just trying to ignore it.

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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 07:37 am »
I’ll be watching this instead. Reminiscing. And thanking God.


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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 07:39 am »
Please no.

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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 08:22 am »
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 08:23 am »
Count me out.  I will be spending the day picking up frozen dog turds off my lawn.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 08:32 am »
I dunno. It should be interested to see if Harris tries to trip him when he's walking down the steps.

Face it,either way,Slow Joe is not long for this world now. They are going to allow him to l live long enough to get sworn in and sign some legislation already picked out for him to sign,but after that his days are numbered. After all,he is obviously suffering from/having a ball with dementia,and once he is in office they can't hide him and have spokescritters speak for him like they did during the election.

Of course,there is always the option of him having to resign for "health reasons",but that would raise questions of why the DNC promoted a man for President that they knew had dementia?

Nope,for PR reasons they gotta make him a hero instead of the bum that he is. I can see a plot developing where he is killed in an assassination by a "disturbed Trump supporter" (according to the WH and the press),and weeks of speeches about the "Great vision he had for America!" It would practically guarantee Harris being elected in 2024,so you KNOW Soros and company are already considering it. Hell,they may have already started filming the tributes.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 08:36 am »
I can see a plot developing where he is killed in an assassination by a "disturbed Trump supporter" (according to the WH and the press),and weeks of speeches about the "Great vision he had for America!" It would practically guarantee Harris being elected in 2024,so you KNOW Soros and company are already considering it. Hell,they may have already started filming the tributes.

4 years ago I would have laughed that off as a conspiracy theory, but after the way they spun 100 overzealous selfie-takers into insurrection, I wouldn't put it past them. Scary times.

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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 08:38 am »
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Democrat Party...the Party of Infanticide

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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 08:44 am »
LOL @ "weed option"

It's our ever-present nod to the Poll Master, @corbe.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 09:39 am »
I think thread is an apt term because we will see Biden rapidly unravel.

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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 09:42 am »
The shitter is backed up/clogged.  I need to pull a Biden out.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 09:47 am »
Might it be better to have all the inauguration stuff in a single thread than strewn about the forum?

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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 09:52 am »
Might it be better to have all the inauguration stuff in a single thread than strewn about the forum?

Maybe..."Members Only" Category, perhaps?
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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 09:58 am »
   I'd watch if Comealot Harris wore her new earrings (Xiden's Balls) to the Inauguration.
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:12 am »
Maybe..."Members Only" Category, perhaps?

You know Dementia Joe had one of those jackets back in the day.   I wonder what color his was?  Silver maybe.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:14 am »
The shitter is backed up/clogged.  I need to pull a Biden out.

Just took a Biden.

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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:17 am »
I'll be watching it (probably on a livestream on YouTube) just because I expect "something" to happen.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:21 am »
I'll be watching it (probably on a livestream on YouTube) just because I expect "something" to happen.

@Ghost Bear

I do,too. I just can't believe the Dims would let an opportunity to have a "Trump Supporter" get caught preparing to take a shot at Slow Joe.

I can't remember the exact phrasing right now due to chemo brain,but there was a Communism slogan that stated something like "Never let the opportunity for a good tragedy to go to waste".

I just don't see them passing up on this opportunity.


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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:22 am »
I'll be watching it (probably on a livestream on YouTube) just because I expect "something" to happen.

It'll be like watching a train wreck.  Morbid curiosity?
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:25 am »
The last thing I'd do is watch those two frauds being inaugurated.

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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:30 am »
Also the possibility we will see some Biden verbal gaffs... or do you think it will all be pre-recorded and edited?

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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:34 am »
I don't do weed, and have decided to bake biscotti instead.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:36 am »
@Ghost Bear

I do,too. I just can't believe the Dims would let an opportunity to have a "Trump Supporter" get caught preparing to take a shot at Slow Joe.

I can't remember the exact phrasing right now due to chemo brain,but there was a Communism slogan that stated something like "Never let the opportunity for a good tragedy to go to waste".

I just don't see them passing up on this opportunity.

That's exactly how I see it also.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:36 am »
It'll be like watching a train wreck.  Morbid curiosity?

I prefer to call it watching history being made. Tomato, tomahto.  :shrug:
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:36 am »
I don't do weed, and have decided to bake biscotti instead.

I don't either, but I'm seriously considering it as a way to get through the next four years.

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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:39 am »
I don't do weed, and have decided to bake biscotti instead.

I added a "Biscotti Option."   happy77
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:42 am »
I can't remember the exact phrasing right now due to chemo brain,but there was a Communism slogan that stated something like "Never let the opportunity for a good tragedy to go to waste".

I just don't see them passing up on this opportunity.

It was a Communist slogan, penned by the Commie Rahm Emanuel:  "You never want to let a crisis go to waste."
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 10:48 am »
I added a "Biscotti Option."   happy77
Orange almond cranberry, to be specific.
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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 11:16 am »
Orange almond cranberry, to be specific.

Sounds delicious. I’ll brew up some coffee.
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 11:17 am »
They were supposed to have dried cherries, but I didn't feel like buying any when I already had cranberries. I hope no one minds.
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 04:07 pm »
It was a Communist slogan, penned by the Commie Rahm Emanuel:  "You never want to let a crisis go to waste."

@Cyber Liberty

How bout that? Sure had me fooled. I was thinking it dated back to the 30's,as they were here organizing unions and becoming senatorial and congressional aides.
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 04:10 pm »
I don't either, but I'm seriously considering it as a way to get through the next four years.

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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 04:17 pm »
As of now I am not doing a live thread tomorrow..I don't plan on turning the television on, I just can't watch.

I would like to see Trump's farewell though.

If anyone wants to do one please do.

I am not turning my television on tomorrow for any part of the election inauguration.  I would like to see Trump's farewell also. I may leave my television on the Bob Ross Channel all day.
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 04:37 pm »
I am not turning my television on tomorrow for any part of the election inauguration.  I would like to see Trump's farewell also. I may leave my television on the Bob Ross Channel all day.

I think we have a date with Britbox tomorrow at the Castle.
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, Jan 19, 2021 04:39 pm »
@Cyber Liberty

How bout that? Sure had me fooled. I was thinking it dated back to the 30's,as they were here organizing unions and becoming senatorial and congressional aides.

I'm sure the Bolsheviks had a version, it's a pretty obvious tactic.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 12:44 am »
@mystery-ak and everyone.

I needed two replies. Always two replies when you add a Corbe option. And I also liked the biscotti option too.

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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 03:21 am »
Might it be better to have all the inauguration stuff in a single thread than strewn about the forum?

FWIW, I agree with this .... but more of an "anti-inauguration thread".  Twitter's gonna be a hoot ...   :yowsa:

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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 04:56 am »
FWIW, I agree with this .... but more of an "anti-inauguration thread".  Twitter's gonna be a hoot ...   
Check out Jesse Kelly and Kurt Schlichter for some great barbs directed Joe's way.
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 05:04 am »
I added a "Biscotti Option."   happy77

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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 09:55 am »

FWIW, I agree with this .... but more of an "anti-inauguration thread".  Twitter's gonna be a hoot ...   :yowsa:
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 10:01 am »
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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 10:03 am »
Biscotti now being served in the Lounge.

With cranberries and a nice drizzle....

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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 10:06 am »
With cranberries and a nice drizzle....

@Gefn

I took mine and ducked out. I am trying to find an espresso machine to have the whole biscotti experience
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 10:18 am »
With cranberries and a nice drizzle....

@Gefn

I’ll make a pot of decaf (for those of us who want to sleep tonight).
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 02:22 pm »
Well....
... who watched...?
(I didn't)

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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, Jan 20, 2021 02:32 pm »
Well....
... who watched...?
(I didn't)

I was busy buying and installing a new toilet.  American Standard said it can flush 16 golf balls and not clog the terlit. 

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