Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021 (Read 211294 times)

sneakypete · « **Reply #1403 on:** October 11, 2021, 11:17:00 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 11, 2021, 08:21:39 am

"I doan need no stinkin gym!"

Hoodat · « **Reply #1404 on:** October 11, 2021, 11:40:07 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 11, 2021, 09:05:38 am

Anyone here use buffalo grass as a lawn grass?

sneakypete · « **Reply #1405 on:** October 11, 2021, 11:58:26 am »

Quote from: Hoodat on October 11, 2021, 11:40:07 am

Anyone here use buffalo grass as a lawn grass?

@Hoodat

Ok,I will be the one to ask.

What the hell is buffalo grass,and why should we be using it?

Hoodat · « **Reply #1406 on:** October 11, 2021, 12:04:39 pm »

Quote from: sneakypete on October 11, 2021, 11:58:26 am

@Hoodat

Ok,I will be the one to ask.

What the hell is buffalo grass,and why should we be using it?

It is a type of prairie grass with 6-ft long roots. It is essentially drought proof. But I'm guessing it doesn't look as pretty as zoysia. If you live in areas where you can go weeks in the summer without rain, buffalo grass could be a good option. I just want to know how good (or bad) it looks.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1407 on:** October 11, 2021, 12:13:54 pm »

Quote from: Hoodat on October 11, 2021, 12:04:39 pm

It is a type of prairie grass with 6-ft long roots. It is essentially drought proof. But I'm guessing it doesn't look as pretty as zoysia. If you live in areas where you can go weeks in the summer without rain, buffalo grass could be a good option. I just want to know how good (or bad) it looks.

@Hoodat

Thanks!

What *I* am worried about it what it does to septic tank drain fields and wells.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1408 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:35:04 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1409 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:35:42 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1410 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:36:23 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1411 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:54:29 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1412 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:55:52 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1413 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:10:15 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1414 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:14:51 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1415 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:18:48 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1416 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:21:36 am »

sneakypete · « **Reply #1417 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:23:09 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 12, 2021, 08:18:48 am

@Kamaji

That awkward collection of legs looks clumsy almost to the point of being deformed,until they get them wound up while running. Then it all makes sense.

Just hope they didn't get wound up to come after you.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1418 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:25:36 am »

Very true:

Kamaji · « **Reply #1419 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:28:17 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1420 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:28:44 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1421 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:29:29 am »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1422 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:32:46 am »

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1423 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:41:34 am »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 12, 2021, 08:25:36 am

Very true:

Then there is the Windows version you have to click to fix whatever just got irrevocably screwed up.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1424 on:** October 12, 2021, 01:22:07 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1425 on:** October 12, 2021, 01:26:36 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1426 on:** October 12, 2021, 01:29:31 pm »

That would be me!

240B · « **Reply #1427 on:** October 12, 2021, 01:54:38 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 12, 2021, 08:18:48 am

It's an IKEA dog. And the instructions are in German.

Kamaji · « **Reply #1428 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:14:20 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1429 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:44:14 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1430 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:46:23 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1431 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:47:20 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1432 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:48:44 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1433 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:51:31 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1434 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:53:29 pm »

I might have to try that!

Kamaji · « **Reply #1435 on:** October 12, 2021, 02:55:02 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1436 on:** October 12, 2021, 03:00:41 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #1437 on:** October 12, 2021, 03:01:14 pm »

corbe · « **Reply #1438 on:** October 12, 2021, 04:17:10 pm »

EdinVA · « **Reply #1439 on:** October 12, 2021, 04:22:17 pm »

Quote from: corbe on October 12, 2021, 04:17:10 pm

Healthy????

corbe · « **Reply #1440 on:** October 12, 2021, 05:02:00 pm »

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1441 on:** October 12, 2021, 05:38:08 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 12, 2021, 02:44:14 pm

That's because there are fewer power lines to mess up the shot in the boonies.

But the big fight scene in Starship Troopers was shot at Hell's Half Acre--in Wyoming.

240B · « **Reply #1442 on:** October 12, 2021, 06:23:24 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 12, 2021, 02:44:14 pm

Yep, all the Sci-Fi shows do that. It is funny when they are walking through an 'alien' planet and I can actually name the trees and shrubs they are walking by. Saw one which had spider webs all over. Now what are the odds that an insect that evolved to spin a web to catch food would be all over the universe? Space Spiders!

Not only spiders, but Native Americans are all over space too. All the SciFi shows on TV find a 'primitive race' on a planet which are "exactly" like American Indians in every detail. Jewelry, clothes, shelters, all identical to Native Americans. And they are everywhere.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1443 on:** October 12, 2021, 06:28:53 pm »

Quote from: 240B on October 12, 2021, 06:23:24 pm

Yep, all the Sci-Fi shows do that. It is funny when they are walking through an 'alien' planet and I can actually name the trees and shrubs they are walking by. Saw one which had spider webs all over. Now what are the odds that an insect that evolved to spin a web to catch food would be all over the universe? Space Spiders!

Not only spiders, but Native Americans are all over space too. All the SciFi shows on TV find a 'primitive race' on a planet which are "exactly" like American Indians in every detail. Jewelry, clothes, shelters, all identical to Native Americans. And they are everywhere.

And European pattern broadswords...

Hoodat · « **Reply #1444 on:** October 12, 2021, 06:39:44 pm »

Quote from: corbe on October 12, 2021, 04:17:10 pm

How does the vaccinated victim know she caught it from her unvaccinated neighbor? If he was sick with Covid, how could he have won a triathlon?

I bet if that lady broker her leg, gravy would pour out.

GtHawk · « **Reply #1445 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:16:13 pm »

Quote from: corbe on October 12, 2021, 05:02:00 pm

Well two of those do know a thing or two about plowing

240B · « **Reply #1446 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:30:16 pm »

Quote from: Smokin Joe on October 12, 2021, 06:28:53 pm

And European pattern broadswords...

Not only are American Indians everywhere, I've lost count of how many Irish peasant 'races' have been found in the Universe all with red hair and a strong Irish accent. This is one of favorite cultures for SciFi writers.

sneakypete · « **Reply #1447 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:38:02 pm »

Quote from: Kamaji on October 12, 2021, 02:44:14 pm

@Kamaji

Well..........

sneakypete · « **Reply #1448 on:** October 12, 2021, 07:39:46 pm »

Quote from: Hoodat on October 12, 2021, 06:39:44 pm

How does the vaccinated victim know she caught it from her unvaccinated neighbor? If he was sick with Covid, how could he have won a triathlon?

I bet if that lady broker her leg, gravy would pour out.

@Hoodat

if that cow was healthy before she died,I must be a male model.

Smokin Joe · « **Reply #1449 on:** October 12, 2021, 08:00:50 pm »

Quote from: Hoodat on October 12, 2021, 06:39:44 pm

How does the vaccinated victim know she caught it from her unvaccinated neighbor? If he was sick with Covid, how could he have won a triathlon?

I bet if that lady broker her leg, gravy would pour out.

Well, I saw one obvious comorbidity, there, and would wager there were others. Did the neighbor feed her?