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Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS
« on: August 19, 2020, 09:01:41 pm »
Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS

August 17th, 2020



WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all.

The new stamp, dubbed "The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER."

Don Lemon broke the news in a tearful address to the nation last night. "Our democracy is over," he said. "It doesn't exist anymore. I will never send another piece of mail ever again, and neither should you or else you're a racist."

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-trump-puts-himself-on-all-postage-stamps-forcing-democrats-to-abolish-the-usps
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2020, 09:21:52 pm »
Ha ha.....How can anyone,  NOT love,  this POTUS!    LEMON...we are not a democracy.....that is the big mistake.

WWW.MAGAPILL.COM

Oh, this is SATIRE?  This is why I hate satire.   WE HAVE ENOUGH WRONG, FAKE NEWS....why do we 'need' satire? 

That would be great, to do....though.   I thought that caption on stamp was a bit 'off'.  Not something he would say. 

You 'got me'.  This  should make most males happy.   *****rollingeyes*****
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2020, 09:27:48 pm »
LOL!  That Babylon Bee!  :happyhappy:
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2020, 09:28:20 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on August 19, 2020, 09:01:41 pm
Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS

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I love the Bee.  It sure has been hard lately to discern real vs the satire!   
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2020, 09:50:21 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 19, 2020, 09:28:20 pm
I love the Bee.  It sure has been hard lately to discern real vs the satire!

Yes.  I didn't know this was SATIRE...I need to watch it better.  I did think, it was 'off' a bit.  WE NEED SATIRE LIKE ANOTHER HOLE IN THE HEAD. 
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2020, 09:51:55 pm »
Quote from: LegalAmerican on August 19, 2020, 09:50:21 pm
Yes.  I didn't know this was SATIRE...I need to watch it better.  I did think, it was 'off' a bit.  WE NEED SATIRE LIKE ANOTHER HOLE IN THE HEAD.

Short of that....maybe we need a designated Category for BB and the Onion?
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2020, 10:05:21 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 19, 2020, 09:51:55 pm
Short of that....maybe we need a designated Category for BB and the Onion?

No.  It is how I discern, among other things if the responder is a bot.  Bots ain't got a sarcasm/satire filter....
So....i request that we don't do it. :cool: :cool:
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2020, 11:45:02 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 19, 2020, 10:05:21 pm
No.  It is how I discern, among other things if the responder is a bot.  Bots ain't got a sarcasm/satire filter....
So....i request that we don't do it. :cool: :cool:

Yeah, creating another Cat sounds like work, and if I wanted work I'd get a job.
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2020, 11:58:52 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 19, 2020, 11:45:02 pm
Yeah, creating another Cat sounds like work, and if I wanted work I'd get a job.

I agree!  We paid our dues.   Let LA be a mod and do it.
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2020, 12:04:10 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 19, 2020, 11:58:52 pm
I agree!  We paid our dues.   Let LA be a mod and do it.

Creating new Cats isn't Mod work...that's Admin toiling.  Again, sounds too much like work.
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2020, 12:18:09 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 19, 2020, 11:58:52 pm
I agree!  We paid our dues.   Let LA be a mod and do it.

I don't care to be a MOD.   I just don't like SATIRE....not funny or informative to me.  IT IS A WASTE OF READING TIME.
ALL FICTION...like some of our 'real news'.   CNN.  WHY, WOULD WE NEED SATIRE? 
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2020, 12:18:52 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 20, 2020, 12:04:10 am
Creating new Cats isn't Mod work...that's Admin toiling.  Again, sounds too much like work.

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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2020, 12:38:21 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 19, 2020, 09:51:55 pm
Short of that....maybe we need a designated Category for BB and the Onion?

Nah, just keep such material in the Editorial/Opinion forum. Because such materials express an opinion about what is satirized. Babylon Bee and The Onion are well known satire sites, and folks here generally post urls so the source can be seen. Threads from less well known satire sites probably should include a notation that it is a satire site.
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2020, 12:42:09 am »
Quote from: PeteS in CA on August 20, 2020, 12:38:21 am
Nah, just keep such material in the Editorial/Opinion forum. Because such materials express an opinion about what is satirized. Babylon Bee and The Onion are well known satire sites, and folks here generally post urls so the source can be seen. Threads from less well known satire sites probably should include a notation that it is a satire site.

Works for me.... :beer:
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2020, 01:41:12 am »


 Trump needs to lock up more dems and less Mail Trucks.
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2020, 01:43:35 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 19, 2020, 09:51:55 pm
Short of that....maybe we need a designated Category for BB and the Onion?


There already is, a SATIRE.....PLACE ON HERE.
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Re: Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USP
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2020, 02:59:59 am »
This is awesome.
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