Easy now. This is Joe Biden's VP pick we're talking about here.
My goodness. She seems almost too good to be true for the Dems.
Young, brunette, attractive, mother, executive experience
Hmm, brings to mind another female veep candidate
But this one hails from a swing state that Trump must carry.
The GOP better extricate Roger Stone or the ghost of Atwater. Need a scandal on this one fast.
Maybe she had a clandestine rendezvous with Michigan hoops legend Glenn Rice?